A/n: Happy holidays or whatever😽😽😽

The night was perfect.

There was a chill in the air outside,m and stars were twinkling brightly, beautifully. There wasn't a cloud in the sky, just as the forecast had predicted. It was nearing time for Virgil and Logan to go out on their date night to stargaze with their telescope, the entire thing planned out perfectly by Roman, who begged to arrange it.

Still, nothing could ever go entirely smoothly, because of course Remus was in the bathroom doing only god knows what, and Virgil needed to use it before they left.

Roman rolled his eyes teasingly, watching Virgil bounce on his toes outside of the bathroom door, timidly knocking and asking if Remus could hurry up.

"Remus, get out of the bathroom!" Roman yelled suddenly, startling Virgil, "emo nightmare has to go potty before he leaves! You know he has a weak bladder!"

"Roman!" Virgil hissed, his eyes blowing wide as the other began to snicker at him.

"It is quite painful watching you try to assert yourself" Logan teased, "I was actually just about to say something as well."

"You guys are so embarrassing, it's not like i'm going to wet myself or anything!" Virgil defended, narrowing his eyes and shoving his hands in his pockets.

A few more moments passed before Roman spoke up again, "Remus! Did you not hear us? Are you smoking cocaine? Get out!" Roman yelled.

"Ugh, fineeeee, can a guy ever sleep in the tub in peace?" Remus called, rummaging around, unlocking the door and stepping aside for Virgil, who scrambled inside and shut the door.

Logan smiled gently, "he's so adorable."

"The hell?" Roman asked, before mocking Logan, "oh, isn't he so precious when he's dying to piss?"

Logan scoffed, shoving Roman's shoulder with flushed cheeks, "that is not what I meant! I—you know what I mean!"

Remus cackled, "oh, you so have a piss kink!"

"Remus, that is disgusting. I am not having this conversation" He objected, "Virgil, i'll meet you in the car!" He called, before grabbing his keys and jacket and walking outside.

Virgil followed soon after, climbing into the passenger seat, "as soon as I got out Remus ran back in" he said, rolling his eyes, "I don't know what he does in there but i'm sure it's something we don't want to know."

"Oh, i'm sure he isn't just sleeping in the tub. There's no way" Logan said.

"I know, right? We should totally investigate one day. I'm sure we'll be disgusted but like...a small part of me just has to know" Virgil confessed.

"I feel the same" Logan agreed, "oh—I forgot for a second there that we're supposed to be going somewhere."

Virgil snorted, "yeah, it's so easy to get lost in conversation with me, isn't it?"

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When they finally arrived to their destination at a nearby park, Virgil got out a picnic basket and a few dairy lights while Logan got the telescope. They were going to stargaze, and maybe look for planets and constellations.

"Roman is so cheesy oh my god he packed cheese cubes and crackers with finger sandwiches, and a bucket of ice with two wine bottles in it. And these fairy lights are so basic, they're perfect" he laughed, digging deeper into the basket, "no way, a grape vine—there is a capri sun in here!"

Logan snorted, "at least the picnic blanket is normal. And large enough to fit all this....let's pick a spot. Maybe by a tree to hang the lights."

Virgil nodded, still smiling, "yes, let's."

"I sure hope he packed water as well. To help bring the tipsiness down from the wine...so I can actually drive home" Logan said.

"Well, if not we can always call him to come pick us up, and then make out in his backseat for revenge" Virgil smirked.

Logan blushed, stuttering a little as he tried to come up with a response while Virgil laughed at him, "oh man? It's been years and you still get flustered so easily!"

Logan scoffed and grumbled a little, "I—"

"Oh, lighten up" Virgil smiled, "It's adorable, nerd. I get blushy too sometimes, i'm just joking with you."

"Well we've been roommates with Roman and Remus for eight months and you still get too scared to ru Remus out of the bathroom" Logan said.

"Ooh, low blow" Virgil said, rolling his eyes, "you know how I get. It's hard to admit it, y'know? I get so embarrassed and then I start overthinking."

Logan nodded, "you get like that with me as well...and I've gotten better at picking up the signs. Though you can be very subtle at times. We're working on it, Virgil. I'm sure you'll get over this soon enough."

"I hope so" he groaned, "it's so annoying, like everyone does it, I know that" he said as he helped Logan set the telescope on top pf the picnic blanket, "it's just weird. Oh well, today's date night not worry about piss night or whatever" he said, plopping down on the blanket and unpacking the food.

"I suppose so" Logan said, popping a wine bottle open and grabbing an overly fancy glass that Roman had packed, "wine, my dear?" He joked.

Virgil smirked, "Of course. Let's take it slow and romantic, just as Roman would have wanted."

Logan nodded, pouring two glasses and handing one to Virgil, who raised his up and gave a gentle clink against Logan's, "clink" he said, taking a slow sip, "oh my god that tastes expensive."

"He really spoils us, doesn't he?" Logan asked, taking a sip as well, "oh, yes. That has to be at least a hundred dollar bottle of wine."

"Better not let it go to waste then" Virgil winked, starting to adjust the telescope and look up into the sky, "yeah, this is good."

He scooted to the side and allowed Logan to take a look. He watched as a smile spread across his boyfriend's face as he adjusted his glasses to better see into the telescope. Virgil loved when Logan used his telescope. It was like he was lost in a trance, stunned with silence as he looked up into the beauty of the night sky, marveling at the galaxy.

He knew Logan had a lot of deep questions floating around in his brain. He knew he was pondering on unanswered theories, skepticism's about planets and other life forms in other galaxies.

He could feel though, when Logan eventually came to peace with the fact that he may never get those answers he craves. He could sense it as he began to just enjoy the relaxation and peace it brings to stare up at the sky, his hand in Virgils's.

They continued to sip wine and stare through the telescope, exclaiming when they saw a stars that were bigger and brighter than the others, and wondering if they were actually just stars.

Logan pointed out planets and faint constellations to Virgil, and explained the meanings behind them and what they were supposed to represent.

Eventually, they'd eaten their food and were each on their fifth glass of wine. Virgil knew that Logan absolutely loved
wine, so could really appreciate the expensive brand and taste Roman had gotten for them. Logan took his alcohol better than Virgil did. He was willing to bet that Logan was barely even buzzed, while Virgil was getting to be well into tipsy.

"I think i'm done with the wine after this one" Virgil said slowly, furrowing his brows as he slurred his words. He blinked rapidly and rubbed his eyes, "woooah I see stars" he grinned, leaning onto Logan and sighing wistfully, before giggling, "not like—hic—not like the stars in the sky, but like, the ones in my eyes!"

Logan laughed. Like, actually laughed, at Virgil, "oh dear, you are such a lightweight. Are you drunk?"

"I've been tipsy fOr likeee....I mean..like, since before the last glass or something, I dunno" Virgil giggled.

Logan smiled at him, "you're so cute like this."

Virgil's face immediately darkened and his eyes began swimming with crocodile tears, "am I not cute normally?" He asked, his voice sounding watery as it cracked.

Logan's eyes went wide, "honey—honey, I didn't mean it like that!" He said quickly, trying to rectify his mistake, "you are always cute! I just meant you act different like this! Like, more excitable, you know?"

Virgil's tears went away within seconds, and a smile spread across his face. You would have never known he was upset, "oh, okay!"

"Virgil, come here—drink some water" Logan chuckled. Oh, this was going to be a long night.

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After about an hour, Virgil had sobered up enough to where he wasn't overly emotional or about to throw up and pass out. He could actually hold a conversation, so they got back to stargazing and talking, taking their wine much slower.

But Virgil was having a little problem. Because of course he was, why was he so dumb? He should have seen this coming. Of course after so much wine and water, he'd have to pee.

And he had to pee bad. It had hit him all at once, and he had no idea how because one second he was fine and the next second he thought he was going to seriously wet himself.

There weren't any open bathrooms so late into the night around the park, and he was so not telling Logan. That would be really humiliating, with his tiny baby bladder because they'd have to pack up and drive away somewhere to where a bathroom was and then date night would be ruined!

So no. He could hold it, thank you very much.

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So, um.

Yeah, funny ha ha story, Virgil could not hold it. Well, he could, but it was getting bad, like, really bad and he knew that he was going to have to speak up soon or he wouldn't make it to the bathroom at all.

So he took a deep breath and turned to Logan, trying to figure out how to work up the courage to tell him. He crossed his legs together in front of him and bounced a little, shifting in his place. Logan wouldn't judge him, Logan wouldn't be mad. Just say it just say it just say it—

"Uh, Virgil? I know i'm ruggedly handsome, yes, Roman told me to say that, but you staring at me like that it kind of weird. You aren't even blinking" Logan said awkwardly.

Virgil's eyes widened and he jumped away, "oh! Oh, um, sorry! I was just—I was um, going to tell you something but uh I mean, i've been trying, it just won't come out" he swallowed, feeling his mouth become dry as Logan stared at him, "uh, sorry..."

"You're rambling—are you still drunk?" he joked, before giving Virgil his attention and taking in his body language.

"No! I'm sober, I swear" Virgil insisted.

Logan smirked, "I won't make you say it. Let me guess, you need to use the restroom?"

Virgil let out a sigh of relief and almost collapsed, "thank you oh my god I love you" he groaned, "but I had to use the bathroom like—an hour ago. Now I have to go let out Niagara falls before I explode."

"Oh, yeah you're totally still buzzed" Logan said, "you would never say that."

Virgil frowned, "okay fine, maybe a little."

"Well, I think there's a port-a potty around here somewhere?" Logan squinted and looked around, "oh, yep. Right over there."

Virgil recoiled in actual disgust, "oh! Um, yeah. Okay. Worth a shot. I'll uh, be right back" he said, getting up slowly and desperately walking over to it. He honestly didn't think he'd be able to use it—he got very particular about cleanliness when it came to bathrooms, and very shy about it.

Opening the door cautously, he used his phone's flashlight to peer inside, gagging as he walked inside and the door slammed shut behind him. It smelled awful.

He might as well try, because he really did have to go.

He set his phone down and pulled himself out, positioning over the little toilet part and closing his eyes, taking a deep breath, he could do this. There was absolutely no way Logan could hear him.

His bladder pulsed against his abdomen, and if it could talk he was sure it would be begging for release, but for some reason he just couldn't will himself to let go.

He sighed, trying for a little while longer before putting himself away and exiting the port a potty. There was no way he could go, he just couldn't stop overthinking.

He walked back to Logan and sat down next to him. He could try to hold it until he got home, he was sure he would manage, though it felt really uncomfortable and full.

"Were you able to go?" Logan questioned.

"Oh! Uh, yeah. That's why I was gone for so long" he cringed at his words, "a lot came out."

"Well, I didn't need all the details, but okay" Logan snickered, sighing deeply as a chill ran by and made his boyfriend shiver, "this is great, isn't it? Just you and me and the stars."

"It's amazing" Virgil said, cuddling into Logan to steal his warmth. It was getting cold.

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"Virgil? Are you alright?" Logan questioned, make the other literally jump in alarm—he had been so lost in thought, "You look uncomfortable. Very tired" he observed, "you seem like you're spacing out as well."

"Y-you say that like i'm some science experiment you're taking note on" Virgil joked, trying to play it off cool, "i'm fine. Though it's sweet of you to check up on me."

Logan still looked unsure, "are you sure, my love? You're shaking...I suppose it's getting rather cold outside. I know you get chilly easily. And it is getting rather late. Would you like to go home? We can pack up now."

Virgil thought for a moment. It was an easy out, he had to pee so bad, but he still felt horrible about ending date night, especially when they were doing Logan's favorite thing, "That sounds good—oh, i'm sorry, I didn't mean to ruin this. I know how much you love this kind of thing..." Virgil murmured, pulling his knees up to his chest and looking down.

"I love Astronomy, Virgil" Logan said, before taking his boyfriends hand and pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek, "but I love you more."

Virgil blushed darkly, burying his head in his knees. This moment would be so sweet if he was actually just cold and tired and not about to wet his pants.

"Come on" Logan said, getting up and taking Virgil's hand, "let's get home."

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The car ride was agony. The road was bumpy and he felt like he was going to explode. If he didn't use the bathroom very soon.

When they got home, Virgil practically flew out of the car and bolted into the house. Logan, being the good boyfriend he was, ran after Virgil. He was quiet the whole car ride, and Logan was getting worried that he was sick or something.

"Virgil, wait!" he cried, coming through the open door Virgil hadn't bothered to close, and watched him book it for the bathroom, only for it to be locked.

"Ugh, Remus, no!" Virgil whimpered, crossing his legs.

And Logan understood immediately, sprinting over and pounding on the door, "Remus get out!"

"No!" A voice called from inside, "i'm trying to get some sleep!"

"This is the only bathroom in the house! You have a perfectly usable bed, now get out! Now!" He exclaimed.

"Nope! I was here first~" Remus sung.

"Remus, I will get Roman if you don't get out right this instant!" Logan yelled, but he didn't even get a response this time, "oh, I know you aren't asleep!"

"What's going on?!" Roman called from the kitchen.

"Virgil needs to use the bathroom and Remus won't get out!" Logan called.

Virgil whimpered again, breathing heavily as he held himself. He was humiliated.

"Virgil, you just used the port a potty a while ago, why do you need to go so bad?—"

"I didn't go at the port a potty!" Virgil cried, "I got too shy, okay?! I tried, I really did but I just couldn't, and—and I didn't tell you because I was scared!"

Logan's eyes widened, "you've been holding all of that liquid?! Oh my god—Remus! I know you like messing with Virgil, but if you don't get out right now it won't be a joke anymore!"

"I'm trying to help you!" Remus called, "with your piss kink!"

"Oh for god's—Remus! I do not have a piss kink, for the last time!" He yelled, "open the door, now!"

"Remus!" Roman screamed from across the house, "get out right now before I beat you! I will actually get a wooden spoon and break that door down, and you will not like it!"

Virgil let out a cry, Going completely still, a stark contrast from his writhing a few moments ago, "I—I can't! I can't hold it, it's coming out!"

And with that, he ran out of the hallway and into the direction of the kitchen. Logan ran after him, "Virgil, what are you—"

Before he could even finish his sentence Virgil was hopping onto the counter on his knees, unbuckling his belt hastily, his jeans becoming wetter and wetter as he began to loose control and soak himself. He pulled himself out of his pants and aimed towards the sink, sighing deeply in relief.

Roman's jaw was dropped from where he sat across from him at the kitchen table, with a perfect view, his cheeks going dark.

Logan was in no better shape, exchanging a look with Roman. This was very out of character for Virgil.

"Why are you blushing?!" Logan hissed, "stop looking!"

"I know he'a your boyfriend, but dick is dick, i'm sorry!" Roman cried, turning away and averting his gaze.

Virgil's eyes went wide as he turned around, his thundering stream cutting off abruptly, "oh my god! I can't believe i'm actually doing this—Roman, get out what the hell!"

Roman was quick to run out of the room and Virgil began crying, only for Logan to run up behind him and place a comforting hand on his back, "Virgil, it's fine. It's okay, just go. Keep going, don't get embarrassed."

"I'm humiliated, Logan. My pants are down and I am pissing in the kitchen sink!" He hissed, "and Roman just saw me!" He wailed.

"Just keep going, please. Okay? Don't stop on my account, come on you can do it. Just listen to my voice, don't think about anything else..." Logan soothed.

Virgil closed his eyes, letting out a shaky breath, attempting to relax, "I—I can't—"

Logan thought for a moment, before taking his hand and hovering it above Virgil's large bladder, "may I?" He asked.

Virgil nodded, "yeah, yeah yeah...yeah, do it" he whispered.

Logan placed his warm hand on top of Virgil's bladder, rubbing it gently and pressing down.

Virgil's breath hitched as Logan did this, and a small stream began to start before it became stronger and louder. Logan removed his hands and placed them on Virgil's shoulders.

When he finished, he leaned back into Logan and sighed, before putting himself away, "thank you..." he mumbled.

"No problem" Logan frowned, "but you should have told me you couldn't use it at the park...we could have ended early and found somewhere to stop. I'm sorry if I came off as unapproachable—"

"No! No, Logan, it's not you, it's never you! It's me, you know that. I'm sorry" Virgil said.

"It's quite alright, Virgil, I only wish I could have made you more comfortable" Logan said.

"Oh, I can not believe Roman saw! I'm never going to live this down!" Virgil groaned.

"I'm sure he doesn't care" Logan assured, "he's probably beating Remus right now—"

SMACK

"Ow!"

"REMUS GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS BATHROOM—"

A/n: When I first started writing these stories I really thought I was going to get like,, a lot of hate for it i'm kind of surprised I didn't💀

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