~number 1~

Remus: Hey Roro~ how is my favorite person in the whole wide world doing?

Roman: No, you may not wear my crown or use my sword.

Remus: Dang it!

~number 2~

Virgil to a very annoyed Janus: Where is Princy and Remus?

Janus: They are singing  Britney Spears songs. FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS!!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE IT!!

Virgil: Oh lord, not again. Let me go try to stop them.

*hears music from Remus' room and enters only to see Roman and Remus singing off key to Toxic and wearing booty shorts/crop tops, acting like divas*

Virgil:

Virgil: *leaves*