Patton, pouting: "I wanna hold hands..."
Remus: "..."
Janus, already standing up: "..."
Remus, looking at Janus with a confused face: "?"
Janus, glaring at him: "w-what am I supposed to do, say no?!"
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Thomas: "What happens in your head when you do 27+48?"
Logan: "Take 2 from 27 and add it to 48 so 25+50=75, it's way easier that way."
Janus: "Can't explain. My way is too messed up but I still get the correct answer."
Roman: "... I Grab the calculator."
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Virgil: "I can't find my phone."
Patton: "Ok, I'll call you!"
Virgil: "no, wait-"
Phone ringing: "You're my dad (you're my dad) boogie woogie woogie!"
Virgil: "..."
Patton: "..."
Virgil: "I can explain..."
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Remus, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses while crawling around rapidly: "WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON????
Roman, holding up a cross while backing himself into a corner: "WhattehfuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK"
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Patton: "Pssst, Logan!"
Logan: "What?"
Patton: "I made you a friendship bracelet!"
Logan: "You know, I'm not much of a jewelry person..."
Patton: "Oh, you don't have to wear it-"
Logan: "No I'm gonna wear it forever, back off."
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Patton: "I don't think you should drink more coffee!"
Logan: "Coffee cures depression..."
Virgil and Janus, simultaneously: "More espresso, less depresso."
Logan, Virgil, and Janus: *All three clinks their coffee pots."
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Roman: *Says something egotistical*
Virgil: "Roman Sanders always has to be on top."
Janus: *Starts laughing in the corner of the room*
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Remus: "I think dad (Janus) mixed up our lunches, look."
Remus: *Holds up note that says "I love you so much"*
Virgil: "Oh, that explains this."
Virgil: *Holds up note that says "please be good. For the love of god be good"*
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Remus: *Sneaks in at 1am*
Janus, sitting up waiting for him: "What are you doing?"
Remus: "... uh, sleepwalking?"
Janus: "You're wide awake."
Remus: "... robbing us?"
Janus: "Dude..."
Remus: *Sighs and opens the door wider to reveal Logan standing behind him*
Janus: "..."
Logan: "The light side got kinda lonely ok..."
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Virgil: "Hey, have you guys seen-l
Virgil: *Walks in on Janus causally making breakfast while Patton clings onto him like a koala*
Janus: "He get clingy when he's sleep deprived, keep moving..."