Janus, talking to a newly split Remus: "It's time for bed..."
Remus, holding up his half broken teddy bear: "Mr. Snuffles says I can stay up as long as I want... and you need to DIE
Janus, crouching down: "..."
Janus: "What the hell, Mr. Snuffles?"
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Logan: "So, What scares you the most?"
Janus: "Not being accepted."
Virgil: "Loosing someone dear..."
Patton: "Making loved ones upset."
Roman: "Remus..."
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Janus: "What a beautiful day!"
Janus: "Isn't a beautiful day?"
Remus: "Patton texted you, didn't he?"
Janus: "With a heart emoji~"
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Roman: "Is that a hickey?"
Virgil: "WHAT? Pfft, no! It's just a mosquito bite..."
Roman: "Uh, if you say so."
Janus: "Hey guys."
Roman: "Hi mosquito."
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Janus, newly moved into the light sides' part of the mindscape: "Why is Logan always doing the laundry so loudly?"
Virgil: "So everyone knows that no one helps in this house."
Logan, in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*
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Remus: "Go ahead, Patton. Assert yourself!"
Patton: "Hey, that's my ice cream cone!"
Remus: "Good. Now let them have it!"
Patton: "You can have it! =)"
Remus: -_-
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Roman, holding his sword: "Where is it?"
Virgil, panicking because his pet spider got out: "Princey, wait! You should treat spiders how you want to be treated!"
Roman: "Killed without hesitation."
Virgil, resisting the urge to say 'same': "No!"
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Patton, huggibg all of his dark strange sons: "I've only only had The Dark Sides for a day and a half."
Patton: "But if anything were to happen to them, I would kill everyone in this room then myself..."
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DragonWitch: "I could kill you if I wanted to, Princey..."
Roman: "yeah? So could another human being."
DragonWitch: "..."
Roman: "So could a dog."
Dragonwitch: "..."
Roman: "So could a dedicated duck."
DragonWitch: "..."
Roman: "You aren't special, witch."
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Virgil, spying on Logan for Deceit before he was accepted: "..."
Janus: "Any news?"
Virgil, crying: "I've not even heard him talk, but I'm in love Dee..."
Janus: "..."
Janus: "Goddamit-"