Roman: "I'm so useless..."
Virgil: "Nah, you're not."
Virgil: "You can be used as a bad example."
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Remus, playing around with something in the dark sides' living room: "Onion rings are just vegetables donuts."
Janus, used to Remus: "Sure they are, Remus..."
Remus: "Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed."
Janus: "...Ok..."
Remus: "Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake."
Janus: "..."
Remus, oblivious: "Lobsters are just mermaids to scorpions."
Janus, crying: "Remus, please stop..!"
Logan, fascinated: "No, continue, please."
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Logan: "Hello people who don't live here..."
Virgil: "Hey"
Roman: "Hi"
Janus: "Hello"
Patton: "Hey!"
Logan: "I gave you a key for emergencies!"
Remus: "We were put of Doritos!"
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Janus: "Ok, let's stop using the term 'butthurt'. We're not 12 anymore."
Logan, staring at his book: "You sound fannytroubled."
Remus: "A little bootybothered if you ask me!"
Patton: "Someone's having a tushytantrum."
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Patton: "Why would you give a knife to a child??"
Remus: "Thomas felt unsafe."
Patton: "Now I feel unsafe!"
Remus: "I'm sorry..."
Remus: "...Would you like a knife?"
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Remus: "Hey, Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?"
Janus: "You are a hazard to society."
Virgil: "And a coward, do 20."
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Patton, screaming: "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!"
Logan: "What did you fix?"
Patton: "EVERYTHING!"
*Loud exploding in the background*
Patton: "....Except that..."
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Patton: "You're a flower."
Logan: "Explain?"
Patton: "Makes me happy."
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Remus: "Say yes to drugs."
Patton: "Say no to drugs."
Logan: "It doesn't matter what you tell drugs."
Logan: "Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs."