Roman, laying over the back of the couch: "Help me find the will to live..."
Logan, not looking up from his book: "Patton will be back soon, he just want to the grocery store."
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Roman: "The food is too hot, I can't eat it..."
Janus: "You're too hot and I still eat you..."
Roman: *Blushes*
Janus: *Winks at him*
Patton: "One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER..."
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Logan: "I can't believe we're stuck in this room together..."
Remus, swallowing the key: "Truly unfortunate..!"
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Logan: *Reading his journal of things he doesn't get the definition of* "What are friends with benefits?"
Virgil: "... a very special type of friends..."
Logan: "Umm... Like us?"
Virgil: *Chokes*
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Roman, talking about Logan: "I can feel him undressing me with his eyes."
Remus, without missing a beat: "I don't know bro, he isn't laughing."
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Janus:  "He died of natural causes."
Thomas: "You pushed him down the stairs!"
Janus: "...Gravity is natural..."
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Remus: "I was thinking more flat out stealing something..."
Janus: "What? No way!"
Remus: "Why not? We already stole Virgil"
Janus: "No we didn't, Virgil's a person he can do whatever he wants."
Virgil: "I wanna steal."
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Logan: "I made tea."
Janus: "I don't want tea."
Logan: "I didn't make you tea. This is my tea."
Janus: "Then why did you tell me?"
Logan: "It's a conversation starter."
Janus: "It's a terrible conversation starter."
Logan: "Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."
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Logan: "If a criminal got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth so they could face justice."
Janus: "If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought."
Patton, slightly scared and concerned: "You guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other?"