Remus: "I guess you could say I've.., fallen for you!" *winks*
Logan, confused and slightly concerned: "You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you still moving?"
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Virgil: "Is it just my anxiety or were you just checking me out?"
Roman: ....
Roman: "Both"
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Patton: "You ready to go?"
Virgil, nodding: "Yep, got ready in 5 minutes..."
Patton, tilting his head: "Where's Roman?"
Virgil, snickering softly: "Still in the shower..."
Roman, shouting from the bathroom: "GIVE ME A SECOND, OK?! DO YOU THINK I WAKE UP THIS BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY? NO! THIS. TAKES. TIME!"
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Remus: *bites Virgil's arm extremely fûcking hard*
Virgil: *Screeches unholy screeches*
Remus: "Sorry, Just establishing dominance. You know how it is!"
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Remus: "You love me, right?"
Logan, rolling his eyes: *sarcastically* No, I don't love you..."
Remus, starting to tear up: "But I thought you did..."
Logan, now panicking: "NONONO! I DO LOVE YOU! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! I'M SORRY!"
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Roman: "I hate my last name"
Virgil, staring at his phone: "Why?"
Roman: "because it's not your last name~" *wink*
Virgil, slowly looking up from his phone: "..."
Roman, with a flirtatious smile: "...."
Virgil, sighing quietly: "Roman... your last name is Sanders as well..."
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Remus: *Gets down on one knee*
Janus: "Oh my god, it's finally happening"
Remus: *Ties his shoes*
Janus, tearing up and wiping his eyes: "He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs..."
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Logan, leaning on his hand: "I'm bored... I wanna do something stupid..."
Remus, without missing a beat: "I'm stupid! Do me!"
Logan,, looking at him: "..."
Remus, realizing he said it out loud: "Did I say that out loud?"
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Remus: "I DO WHAT I WANT!"
Virgil: ...
Virgil: "I'm calling mother... (Janus)
Remus, suddenly afraid: "No wait"
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Remus, sitting on one side of Logan: "Do blind people see their dreams?"
Remus, suddenly on the other side of Logan: "Do deaf people hear their thoughts?"
Logan, who has been hearing these kind of questions for the past hour: "Do you ever shut the fuck up?"