Roman, to the group chat: GUYS MY BOYFRIEND IS REALLY FUCKING CUTE I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

Logan: He is in this chat.

Patton: Awwwww! What'd he do?????? Just be cute???

Logan: I mean, yes, that too, but he can read these messages.

Roman: He's in a very nice outfit.

Roman: Oh shit, wrong fucking chat.

Roman: Oh well

Roman: Hah

Roman: Hello, Honey

Virgil: Roman, this is the most homosexual thing I have ever read, fuck you.