Virgil, to the tune of The Final Countdown: IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN-

Roman: *off key kazoo playing*

Patton: *intense crouching*

Logan: IT'S 2 AM.

*Everyone stops*

Virgil: Oh, already?

Patton: I wish we'd known.

Roman: FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT-

Patton: IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWNNNN-

Virgil, crouching: DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Roman: *kazoo playing*

Logan: *lays on the ground, placing a book on his face* please end me.

(My mind 24/7)