Virgil: Remus and Deceit keep accusing me of liking Princey.

Logan: What's their reasoning?

Virgil: I "talk a lot about him."

Logan: What is it you talk about that make them think you like him?

Virgil: Things like "shimmering eyes" and "beautiful lips."

Logan: ...

Logan: Yeah, I think you're just in denial, you definitely like him.

Virgil: MAN! You're supposed to be on my side!