Virgil: Mom and Dad have been arguing lately, so I made them talk and solve their problems.

Roman: You locked them in a closet didn't you.

Virgil, nodding: I locked them in a closet.

~~~

Patton: Please, for me?

Logan: Don't do that.

Patton: Do what?

Logan: You think whenever you say "please for me?" I'll do whatever you want.

Logan: Well, not this time!

Patton, with puppy dog eyes: Please? ...For me?

Logan: ...

Logan: Fine.

(A/N: No one can resist Patton.)

~~~

Thomas, opening his laptop: Let's see what's on Tumblr-

Famders: #LETPATTONSAYFUCK2019

Famders: MEME FORMATS FOR DAYS

Famders: [crippling angst]

Famders: THOMAS YOUR ELBOWS ARE BEING FLAGGED

Thomas: [shuts his laptop in fear and horror]

~~~

Roman: [kicks door open with a man with purple hair and a striped shirt wrapped around his shoulder]

Roman: SO...

Roman: I MAY HAVE ROSE THE DEAD-

Logan: ROMAN WHAT THE FUCK-

(A/N: ;3 ijustwantanegocrossoverokay-)

~~~

Virgil, jumping on the bed: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Roman, running out the room: IM TELLING MOM AND DAD!

Virgil, stops jumping and sits: Wait, shit-

~~~

Virgil, patting Roman's head cause he's a smol bab: You're important to me you piece of shit.

~~~

Human au (???)

Logan: [holding back a very pissed Deceit]

Deceit: YOU COME IN HERE, IN MY HOME, AND DISRESPECT MY FAMILY, WELL GUESS WHAT HOE-

Patton: Dee nO-

Roman: [recording]

Virgil: [chanting 'fuck him up']

~~~