Roman: Welcome, to the house of unrecognized talents.

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Logan: *using the scientific terms for things just to piss off the others*

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Logan: Snakes haven't attacked a human being for no reason, they felt threatened, so they defended themselves. Snakes are just trying to live their lives while they can.

Deceit, in tears in the corner: O-okay.

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Missy and Pranks, skipping: *singing some Disney song*

Patton, from the couch: Aw, they're adorable!

Logan, deadpanned: Put them on a boat.

(A/N: Logan, honey, that's not how shipping works-)

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Patton: *steps on a Lego on accident*

Patton: *CONTINUOUS BLEEPING*

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Logan, texting: What are you guys going to do later?

Patton: Bake cookies.

Roman: Go to the imagination.

Virgil: Probably hide in a cabinet.

Deceit: Stab someone.

Logan: No.

Deceit: You're not my mom.

~Within three minutes every knife in the mindscape was hidden~

Logan, while patting an annoyed Deceit's head: Let's just say I'm the mom friend.

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