Logan: if I feel one more emotion... I will snap

Patton: Logan....no
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[playing dungeons & dragon]

Patton: I roll to steal Logan's heart

Logan: patton, you can't-

Patton: *rolls a twenty* ....

Logan: ....

Virgil, the dungeonmaster: you have a spring wedding, I am your best man, Roman is Patton's maid of honour.

Roman: yessssss

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Virgil: mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the saddest of them all?

Mirror: Patton sanders

Virgil: YOU TAKE THAT BA- wait what?

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Logan: okay Thomas, I'm serious this time. If you do that, it will not go well for you.

Thomas: *does it anyway*

Logan:

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Random person talking to Virgil:
What are you a girl or a boy?

Virgil: imma edgy emo kid

Random person talking to Logan:
What are you a girl or a boy?

Logan: I'm the smartest person you will ever meet

Random person starting to get mad talking to Patton: what are you a girl or a boy?

Patton: I'm a pun maker

Random person triggered talking to Roman: WHAt ARE YOU A GIRL OR A BOY?

Roman: ...I'm a gay fairy

Random person: UGHHHHH
(Me too Roman)

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Virgil: hey Logan, if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together.

Logan: if you could rearrange the alphabet you would put S, E, X together, then laugh about it for days

Virgil: ...got me there

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Me: I know-

Anyone who knows me: YES, I know you think deceit is an okay person, and he was just doing his job. I KNOW!

Me: ... I was going to say, I know you're sad because your grandma passed away, but you will get through this...

Anyone who knows me: you know your lying.....

Me: ......Damn

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Logan: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Virgil: .... HEY ROMAN, how tall are you?

Roman: *offended price noise*

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