Roman: tell me I'm pretty.

Logan: you are pretty...

Roman: AWEEE-

Logan: pretty fucking annoying.

Roman: bitch-

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Janus: You kill one person... you kill one person and you are labeled a killer. But you wear something feminine as a male and are called gay. Now what does that say about our society?

Logan: ...

Logan: You are on trail for burning down an orphanage then murdering the witness. Also, that doesn't even make sense-

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Patton: Gay

Logan: Now this is just lazy on the writers behalf, having one of the more 'innocent' character say something so bluntly and unlike their personality. I mean, Has their comedy really withered done to something as pathetic as writing the word 'gay'?

Virgil: Logan, you've gotta stop breaking the forth wall-

(Yeah, bitch)

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Patton: Remus, actually going through and killing people? No! No way would he do that-

*Remus, in the background committing 12 acts of first degree murder*

Roman: ...

Patton, looking away: Roman, I have no idea what you mean.

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Remus: Hey, Deceit. Wake up...

Janus: What didn't you do?

Remus: uhhhhh-

Janus: Everything is on fire isn't it.

Remus: Yeah...

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Roman: I have lots of hidden talents!

Patton: ooo! Like what?

Roman: I just said they were hidden-

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Logan: ... Are you dating Roman?

Virgil: wh-What! How dare you even think of the possibility that him and I are dating! We are arch enemies! Are you crazy! Maybe- Maybe you two are dating, huh? Even think about that? Check mate.

Janus: *Looks over to camera*

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Remus: Deceit left for like half an hour so I joined a cult.

Virgil: why would you do that-

Remus: His is my impulse control, I don't know what you want from me.

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Roman: Am I in trouble...

Patton: Take a guess,

Roman: No?

Patton: ....

Patton: take another one.

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Patton: would you rather be feared or love-

Logan: Feared.

Patton: uhhh, Why did you answer so fast-

Logan: No comment.

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Virgil: *Screams*

Roman: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Patton, with screaming in the background: Should we stop them..?

Logan: No, I wanna see who wins.

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Logan: I can't believe Roman forgot all our keys.

Roman: LOOK-

Virgil: ok! Calm down I have an idea.

Patton: Oh?

Virgil: Logan, pass me your credit card.

Logan, giving Virgil his card: this better work.

Virgil, pocketing it: Thanks. Roman kick the door down.

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Roman: How do I look!

Logan: With your eyes.

Roman: Nononono. Like, ravishing, exquisite, beautiful, etc.

Logan: Etc.

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Virgil: I need an adult.

Remus: Imma adult!

Virgil: ...

Virgil: I need a deferent adult.

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Hello Sander Side community!
I don't update, WHY DO YOU KEEP READING-
But thanks anyway!
I decided since I was gone for a bit I'd write a bit more ✨
But anyway,
Have a good day.