Unknown: We have your boyfriend.

Deceit (Janus): Boyfriend? What?

Unknown: He wears green, really dumb, and he keeps making sex jokes?

Deceit (Janus): You have Remus! Oh... you have Remus...

Deceit (Janus): Keep him.

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Deceit (Janus): So... I heard you were single...

Virgil, clinging to Roman: You heard wrong.

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Patton: What's it like?

Roman: What's, what like?

Patton: You know...

Roman: I know?

Patton: Being beautiful?

Roman, blushing: ...

Roman: You should know.

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Logan: Virgil, why are you still in class? It ended 15 minutes ago.

Virgil: I'm just reevaluating the worth of the world we live in. Is it truly worth it, or are we all just a waste of space.

Logan: ...

Virgil: ...

Virgil: Plus Remus glued my ass to this chair.

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Virgil: Logan, you're not Patton. Not everyone likes you.

Logan: Not everyone likes Patton, you know?

Virgil:

Logan: Oh no-

Virgil, grabbing the nearest knife: Names..... right now.

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Roman: Virgil? Oh yeah! I LOVE him. Like he is the love of my life and I have loving feelings for him. But does that me I'm in love with him? No-

Roman: ...

Roman: Holy shit- I'm in love with Virgil.

Roman, to Patton and Logan: Why didn't you tell me?!

Patton: We thought you knew...

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Patton: if I was a drink, I would be chocolate milk!

Roman: I would be green tea.

Virgil: bleach.

Deceit (Janus): vinegar.

Remus: battery acid!

Thomas: batteries.

Logan: that's not even a drink-

Patton: THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT?

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Logan, taking Virgil's bag of chips: Don't eat after 9pm. It's not good for you.

Virgil: Ha! You believe in time?

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Logan: So why did the dark sides kick you out?

Virgil :I threw a lamp and Deceit and told him to 'lighten the fuck up.'

Patton: Oh-

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Ok. Can I just thank you all so much for 13k reads-
Wtf.
Y'all, why do you keep reading I hardly update-
But I am extremely thankful.
Love you all-
Anyway,
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