Dating Patton would include:
(~Means him, -means you, +means another side)
*Dad jokes, enough said.

*Being the parent figure to the others with him.

~"Virgil! Go to bed! You should be sleeping."
+"I'm fine dad..."
-"Virgil, can you go to bed? You'll worry Patton..."
+*Sigh* "Ok parent..." *Gets up and goes to his room.*
~"How?!" *Giggles from you*

*Wearing his hoodie around when you're cold.

*Going to pet stores to look at the animals

*Making puppies appear for him while in his room.

*Embarrassing Virgil or the others.

+"Will you two stop?"
~"Aw! But kiddo! Remember the time you-"
+"Dad!"
-"Ooh! Or the time you-"
+"Paaaaarent!"