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Asshole x bigger asshole

Dumbass x bigger dumbass

Never gets noticed x always notices

Calm and cool x literally chaos

Never sleeps, always energy x never energy, always sleeps

Introvert genius x smitten himbo

Scary. X human disaster

Problem x enabler x problem solver

Petty x hyper x calm

Subtly scary x openly scary x dumbass

Annoying x annoyed

Idiot x serious

Please shut up x won't shut up

Menace x goody two shoes

Dumbass x why they're not dead

Gossip x had no idea and loves it more then drama tv

Writer x ran out of books to read

Wakes up at 6 x doesn't sleep til 6