(4 different stories w/ the same idea. One is Logicality, one is Prinxiety, another is RemusXEmile and the another one is Desleep)

(Prinxiety first because I haven't had an only Prinxiety oneshot)

(3rd person)

  Virgil had to get his Wisdom teeth removed, no big deal to the others. But to Virgil it meant he could either tell a big secret or make a fool of himself and he didn't feel like doing that anytime soon. He out a tape recorder in his pocket and told the doctor to turn it on once the laughing gas kicked in and the procedure was over.

  They were driving home when Virgil said, "What if a bomb hit us right now?". "Then we would die Virge" Roman rolled his eyes. "Aww" Virgil whined "Why no special nickname? I like them, don't you? Like Babe, Sweetie, Cutie, Kitten and all that! Even ones that you call me! Like Panic! At The Everywhere, JD Lightful" Virgil took a deep breath, "Oh yeah, I watched Heathers and Mean Girls so I can understand some of your other references!".

  Roman was astonished that Virgil could talk so much, "You should really stop talking, your mouth might hurt later" Roman said, hoping that Virgil bought the excuse he made up. The Emo trait became quiet and instantly fell asleep and then woke back up. "Are we there?" Virgil asked as Logan nodded.

  They walked inside and saw Deceit eating a popsicle, Remus sitting eating deodorant on the ceiling while Remy was drinking coffee. Virgil instantly went, "The floor is lava!" And climbed into Roman's back as the fanciful trait walked onto his shield that was laying on the ground. Logan ran to the couch as Patton quickly followed. Deceit jumped and grabbed onto Remus, getting him down and then promptly sticking onto the wall while Remus just stuck to the ceiling again.

  Everyone went back to where they were or walked upstairs. Virgil was left in Roman's care, much to the latter's dismay.

"Hey RoRo!" Virgil was rolling on Roman's bed. "What Virge?" Roman questioned. "Can I kiss you?" Virgil asked. Roman blushed heavily, "N-Su-No" Roman stuttered.

"Whyyyy?"

"B-Bec-Because you don-don't know wh-what your doing!" Roman almost yelled.

"I love you! Ro Ro"! Roman went as red as his sash. Virgil kept repeating it over and over and Roman became even more red each time.

  Eventually, Virgil tired himself out by flustering Roman and passed out.

  The next day when Virgil was listening to the recording, he suddenly regretted life even more. Good thing was, Roman liked him back.

Virgil even learned that he wasn't the only side that needed his wisdom teeth removed. Eventually, Logan, Remus and Deceit needed theirs removed. He found it strange but was going to be entertained eventually by it.