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Virgil, while having an exitensial crisis: Hey do you ever wonder what's really at the bottom of the ocean?

Patton: I don't kn-

*Microsoft error noises*

(Logan has crashed)

Patton: I'd ground you if you weren't having an exitensial crisis

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*Someone is calling Logan*

Virgil: *looks at the screen* Who TF is daddy?

Logan, while staring directly at Virgil: Hello Patton.

Virgil: *grossed out gagging noises*

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Logan: *Watching a Game Theory Fnaf:Help Wanted Video*

Patton: *runs in and jumps on the kitchen table*

Logan: *closes laptop* Where's the spi- Creepy Crawly Death Dealer?

Patton: Roman's Room, We both ran in different directions so I don't know what happened to him

Logan: One moment *walks into Roman's room* Oh, It's Virgil's tarantula. (Can't remember their name)

Logan: *picks up the spider carefully* VIRGIL!

Virgil: What?

Logan: Come get your spider! It crawled into Roman's room!

Virgil: *opens door* Just set them down

Logan: *sets the spider down*

(The tarantula crawls to Virgil's room frantically)

Logan: Bye. *walks downstairs*

Logan: Taken care of

Patton: Yay!!!

Logan: Patton are you stuck?

Patton:........ Yes.

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Remus: *walks downstairs* WTF?!

*Logan is clinging to Patton*

Patton: We ran out of Coffee. Remy looks worse

*Remus turns and Looks at Deceit and Remy*

*Remy is full on Koala clinging to Deceit and Virgil is face down on the ground*

Remus: And I thought I was the weird one

Patton: Yeah, want a pancake? *throws a pancake behind him*

Remus: *catches the pancake* I'm going to my room coffee cultists

Roman, bursting into the room: I GOT STARBUCKS!

Remy: *grabs the coffee and zips back over to Deceit*

Deceit: Hehe, you and your Starbucks

Remy: What? You Jelly~?

Deceit: *fake gasp* Not around innocent ears!

Patton: *leans head to the side like a puppy* ????

Logan: I don't know but give me my coffee Roman, I've suffered without it too long

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Deceit: I need help

Remy: Which snake did you lose this time

Deceit: I didn't lose a snake

Remy: Well then what did you lose?

Deceit: Remus, I tied him to a tree and I came back 4 hours later to see he chewed through it

Remy: The Tree?

Deceit: Both

Remy: ........ Do we have to?

Deceit: Yes, he might bother the others, plus I want to tackle him like a snake

Remy: That will be fun, let's go find him

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Deceit: *curled up in the corner of the couch sleep talking*

Deceit, in a sweet tone: Come on Remus, you can jump, It's only 69 stories

Remy: *sips coffee*

Roman: Of course 69

Patton: Why?

Logan: Don't. You. Dare. Tell. Him. *death glare*

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Me: Well that was the end of that madness.

Goodbye My Geeks, Peeps and Non Binary Meeps~!♡♡♡♡