AU/Prompt: human

Ship(s): prinxiety and intrulogical

Requested by: no one/me

Warnings: none

Today is gonna be a good day, I can sense it. Scratch that, this whole summer break will be great. Don't ask me how I know, I just do, call it my Disney Prince intuition.

I'm currently walking into town to get caramel frappes for me and my brother from our favourite little café, Butters. It's a tradition of ours to get these drinks on the first day of summer break, the only difference being that I also have to get one for Logan, Remus' boyfriend. He's alright, a massive nerd, but he treats my brother right so he's good in my books.

A squirrel ran across the pavement in front of me and into the park. I watch as the squirrel runs around the toddlers playing, and climbs up the closet tree it could find and disappears into the leaves.

Wait, why does my butt hurt? Oh, I'm on the ground.

Wait, why am I on the ground?

"I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention." An unknown voice says, offering their fingerless gloved hand to help me up.

"It's alright, I wasn't paying attention either"

I look at him, and wait...

"Patton?"

"Remus?"

We say at the same time before starting to laugh.

He looks like Patton but more...emo. His hair has purple streaks in it instead of Patton's light blue, and he's not wearing glasses. Patton's copy's outfit is extremely different from the lovable doofus; he's wearing black ripped jeans with a purple plaid shirt tied around his waist. His shirt is black and white striped with 'Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betel—' written on it. He's actually quite adorable. Come on now Roman, this is not the time for gay thoughts. Wait did he just call me Remus?

"How do you know my twin?" we say at the same time again.

Oh my Disney.

"Let's try again, shall we? My name is Roman Martínez, Remus is my idiot twin brother. Why do you have the misfortune of meeting him?"

"He's a friend of mine, and I have to agree that he's an idiot. How do you know Patton?"

"He goes to my school and he's the nicest person ever. Now that I think about it, he mentioned having a brother."

"Yeah that's me" he chuckled lightly, "hey this is gonna sound really strange but could you take me to your house, or at least point me in the right direction? These directions Pat gave are really confusing, and I don't want to phone Ree because he doesn't know I'm here and I want it to be a surprise. Sorry, I don't normally talk this much." He rambles

I just chuckle and grab his hand and continue on my walk to the café, "come along emo nightmare, we have to go the café first"

I glance back to see him trying to conceal a blush...adorable.

"I don't believe I caught your name"

"I didn't throw it"

"Okay, JD-lightful" I chuckle, slowing down so we can walk side-by-side. I gotta slow down for his little legs to keep up. Oh, I'm so going to tease him about that later.

"Okay, but seriously what's your name? I know your surname but I'd rather call you by your first name."

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

"Yes, yes I would like to know"

"Well sucks to be you then."

"Secrets, secrets are no fun. Tell me now or else we're done."

He just raises an eyebrow at me

"Hold on, I can figure it out. How many friends do you think my brother has?" I ask

"Fair point" he chuckles again

As we continue on our journey, I rack my brain trying to think of all the people my brother has mentioned but all I can come up with is stupid nicknames. Por el Amor de Dios, I should really listen to my brother's ramblings more. Wait, no I take that back.

"Argh! I don't know can't you just tell me?"

"Sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain"

"What?" I'm slightly concerned

He didn't say anything and just kept walking.

We reached Butters, and I realise that I'm still holding his hand. I drop it to open the door, and didn't miss the slightly disappointed look in his eyes, but it quickly vanishes. As we wait in the queue, I decide to get to know Hot Topic better,

"I don't think I've seen you before"

"Yeah, I've just moved here"

"Wait, if you're Patton's twin, then why didn't you move here with him last year?"

He looks down at his shoes, shifting his weight uncomfortably.

Oh Stitch, I think I messed up.

"I'm sorry, you don't have to answer"

"Nah, it's okay Princey, I was staying with family for a bit."

"Princey?" I say, instantly recognising the childhood nickname

"Oh, sorry, it's what Remus calls you"

A goofy smile forms quickly on my face.

He still calls me that?

"Yeah, he does. He talks about you a lot, he really loves and admires you, it's nauseating. Oh shit, he's going to kill me now that I told you this."

Shit, I said that out loud.

"Don't worry, Hot Topic, it can be our secret." I give him a wink, which he replies with a smirk and says,

"Aww, you think I'm hot"

I just brush it off with a small head shake and a chuckle, muttering under my breath, yes I do. Before I can ask another question, we are at the front of the queue. I give the barista a polite smile and order,

"Three medium caramel frappes and...what would you like?" I ask him, he opens his mouth to protest but I beat him to it, "my treat for being able to stomach Remus and his Remusness."

He giggles and my heart stops, "can I just have a black coffee?"

The barista nods and goes to make our drinks after I paid them. I was going to talk more with Virgil but he was on his phone, presumably texting, and I didn't want to interrupt. I occupied myself by humming Disney songs. Once our drinks are ready, we make our way back to my house, debating about the messages in Disney movies.

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! You besmirch the name of Disney?" I scream, probably too loud, but I don't care. How dare this creepy cookie try and tarnish the beauty of Disney?!

"I'm not saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that Disney movies have a LOT of different, interesting messages within them. I just like focusing on the darker ones. Oh, have you heard the one about Peter Pan?"

"Nope and I do not want to. I don't want my childhood favourite to be ruined by you!"

"But you said that Cinderella was your favourite, and Mary Poppins, and..."

"Alright yes I get it, they're all my babies"

He snorts and takes a sip of his drink, his trademark smirk ever-present.

"We have arrived at Castle Martínez," I say as we walk up the little pathway to my house.

I told Hot Topic to wait just outside so we can surprise Remus.

"OI DRAGON-BITCH COME AND GET YOUR DRINKS!" I yell up the stairs, thank Triton that my parents are at work.

Not even two seconds later I can hear my twin thumping down the stairs, followed by an even louder thump as he jumps down the last three steps.

"Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie" he makes grabby hands for the two drinks still left in the cup holder, "you took fucking ages, it does not that that fucking long to get three drinks."

"If you're going to be a bitch about it, get it yourself next time. And anyway, I got distracted by a surprise for you"

I tell him to close his eyes - he made some disgusting comment that I shall spare you from having to hear dear readers - as I open the door and pull Stormcloud in, earning a yelp from him.

"Okay open your eyes" I was bouncing on the balls on my feet in excitement and anticipation, I'll finally learn Hot Topic's name!

He complies and for once he's silent. It's quite scary actually.

"Hey Ree, miss me?"

Remus launches himself and tackles the emo in – what I assume to be - a bone-crushing hug, based on the groan from the smaller. Remus pulls away, and not a second later has connected his lips to the emo's.

Wait, what? I thought he was with Logan? Are they in a poly relationship? Hear that? That's the sound of my heart breaking and my chances with the adorable Stormcloud disintegrating.

He pushes Remus off him with a chuckle, "I see your meds are working well for you then?"

"I'm sorry, I just got excited and—"

"It's okay Ree, honest, I just wasn't expecting it. Warn a dude next time" he says hugging Remus again

"Wait, I'm confused are you two dating? What about Logan?" I can't hold back the questions anymore

"No, we're not, Remus is just very affectionate. It's all platonic," he answers

"Come along emo! Logan will lose his figurative shit when he sees you!"

The two ran upstairs, Remus dragging Hot Topic by the wrist. Damn it, I still don't know his name.

I decide to watch a movie to try and take my mind off the small emo. I started watching Into the Woods first, but I wasn't paying attention to it, so I put on a classic that never fails to cheer me up: Mary Poppins.

As I was watching the wonderful Queen that is Julie Andrews, I immediately felt lighter and happier. It got to my favourite scene: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

"It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Even though the sound of it, is something quite atrocious—" I sing along

"Did someone say atrocious?" a deep voice said behind me, making me jump and let out a very manly scream.

I spin around to see Stormy leaning against the wall, sipping a soda. He's mouthing the lyrics in time – he wasn't kidding when he said that he's a Disney fan. He came and sat down next to me, continuing to watch the movie. I just kept staring at him. Why is he sat with me?

He must've noticed my confused look because he responded with, "Re and Lo are being all lovey-dovey and it's disgusting. I told them that I was getting a drink, but I'd rather stay with you...if you're okay with that?"

"Of-of course" I stutter

He smiles and turns back to the movie.

We finish Mary Poppins and start to watch Tangled – which I found out is his favourite. We're at the part where Mother Gothel gives Rapunzel the crown in the woods, when his phone rings, I pause the movie so he can hear better. I get a glimpse at the caller ID and it says: Softest Lil Puffball.

"Hey, what's up?" he answers, I can't hear the other person, "I'm round at Remus'...okay I'll be home soon...love you too Pat" he hangs up and smiles at me apologetically, "that was my brother, I gotta go home."

He stands and goes over to shout up the stairs, "OI TRASHMAN, NERD I'M LEAVING!"

My brother and Logan run down the stairs a few moments later, looking very dishevelled.

"Bye Emo, come back soon! We've missed you!" Remus whines, hugging the Emo Nightmare tightly. Logan nods to what Remus said, and held out his hand for him to shake. But instead, they have an intricate handshake, finishing with a short hug.

"Urgh, it's not fair, why can't you guys do that with me?" Remus whines again

"We tried to teach you, dear. But, you simply lack the brain capacity," Logan says in his monotone voice, pushing his glasses up.

Remus gasps, "love you too"

"I know"

The two then left back upstairs, giving one last wave. Stormy turns to face me, a beautiful smile gracing his lips. He hugs me.

AHHHhhhHHHH GAY PANIC!!!! HeLp Me ThIs Is ToO mUcH!!

"Thank you for spending time with me today" he whispers as he releases me from the hug.

He walks towards the door, and just as he's about to close it, he calls out to me. I'm still standing in the same spot as he left me in, a deep blush on my face and my brain screaming at me in gay thoughts.

"Hey Romano, the name's Virgil" and with that, he winks and shuts the door.

Fuck, I'm in trouble...