"By the power invested in me by the state of Florida, I now pronounce you husband and husband!"

It was Patton and Logan's wedding night if that wasn't already obvious. They were all the on the podium since there was only like eight of them, all wearing tuxs. Deceit, Remy and Emile on the left while Virgil and Roman took the right and of course Patton and Logan in the middle with Thomas slightly behind them, him legally becoming a priest since they were technically in the real world.

Emile had just presented the rings before returning to his place to the left of Remy. So now it was really the final part of the actual wedding ceremony. "You may now kiss the trait!" Their friends cheered, this was a very big deal. Before Logan could even register what Thomas said, Patton, who had his back to the group of three tackled Logan into a hug, knocking him completely off the feet.

The two basically soared though the air, straight towards Roman. "Oh shi-" Virgil, who had simply been smiling and clapping, was really the only one to notice other than Thomas. One thing to know about Virgil, he had amazing reflexes. As the flight or fight reflex, it made sense. So it was pretty easy to push Roman out the way.

He grabbed Roman's shoulder, causing him to look up in surprise. Virgil pushed him so he was on the complete opposite side of Virgil. The anxious trait grabbed Roman by the hips, holding him up a decent distance away from him. That's when he realized something. From an outside perspective, it might of looked like Virgil pushed Roman no reason and then basically dipped him.

A loud thud echoed though the decorated hall. Now normally, Virgil would have looked but he was completely spellbounded by Roman's eyes. He pushed those thoughts down, deciding to speak. "Hi." Virgil's voice was barely a whisper, smiling nervously as he was completely unsure of what to say. "Hey." Roman's words were also almost barely audible.

He returned the uncomfortable smile and the two shared a moment of weird eye contact. Roman glanced past the emo to Logan and Patton while Virgil followed suit and lifted him up again, still not letting go so they were very close together. Both of them were checking to see if the two newly weds were alright but they didn't count on them still laying on the floor and making out, their legs still slightly up on the wedding podium.

"Guys, save the world shaking for the honeymoon seriously!" Patton sat up at Roman's joke, his face red with embarrassment. Virgil laughed, pulling Roman closer by accident in his chuckle fit because he leaned back slightly. Roman smiled warmly. Virgil managed to stutter something out though his laughter. "Roman, omg."

Logan rubbed his back in pain, sitting up slightly. Patton looked back and quickly apologized but Logan laughed it off and said it was ok, he was just excited. Patton would of continued to feel bad but then he saw Virgil and Roman. Virgil had his hands on Roman's hips, pulling them close to him and Roman had his hands on Virgil's shoulder and chest.

Neither of them seemed to notice the position they were in so Patton didn't say anything, simply smiling just incase they wanted to move.

A little later, everyone was out in the larger part of the hall. Virgil and Remy were leaning on two of the five tables, both on opposite sides of the hall to one another. Deceit was nowhere to be found. Roman was admiring the flowers. Emile was wondering from table to table. Thomas was sitting on the wedding podium. Logan and Patton were talking on the wooden dance floor.

All the five tables were full of food and drinks, alcoholic or otherwise. In center of everyone, there was bouquet of blue roses
and if you dug around in the pots they rested in, you'd find papers with dad jokes on them. They all ranged from good to great.

You might think that is a little extra for a small wedding with a guest list of eight people but remember. It was a wedding. A small one, yes but one nonetheless. They could be as extra as they pleased.

"Hey Rem." Emile walked over to one of the tables which Remy happened to standing in front of. Maybe it wasn't a coincidence? Remy lazily nodded in Emile's general direction. "You're not supposed to outshine the grooms at the wedding." Remy laughed at that, standing up slightly from his place leaning on the table. "Thanks girl."

"Nice shoes." Emile gestured to the bunny slippers adorning Remy's feet. They were pretty sweet. Remy didn't even look down, shrugged. "I didn't realize I had any." He shrugged, looking ahead and away from Emile. Emile leaned on the table Remy previously had been. "You're a solid ten out of ten right now." Remy blushed a bit at that before flirting right back.

"Cool, we match." Emile laughed lightly, letting his bright smile grace the world. It faultered when he took a closer look at the cocktail glass in Remy's hand. "Wait, are you drinking a strawberry Starbucks out of a martini glass?" Remy nodded, laughing a bit and looking back Emile. Emile chuckled. "I thought it was a bloody Mary!"

"Why? Cause Lo and Pat are finally getting bloody married." Remy nudged Emile in the elbow with his own, proud of his pun. Emile laughed once again, finding Remy's company extremely fun. "No! I walked right into that, didn't I?" Remy nodded, laughing as well. "You made my job that much easier."

Logan and Patton heard their exchange from their place standing and talking on the dance floor. Logan shook his head, turning back to Patton. "Can you believe those two? So unbelievably oblivious." Patton laughed, shaking his head as well.
"Yeah, which of our son's do you think are getting married first?" Logan blushed as Patton said 'our son's'.

Patton gestured between the men they were just looking at and Virgil who was standing by himself leaning on the wall closet to the punch table, one hand holding a cup of beer and the other resting in his pants pocket. His black jacket was unbuttoned so it spilt down the middle and his tie was beginning to fall off but he didn't seem to either care or notice.

Roman walked up to him, giving him a fright. "Hey Virge!" He was zoning out before, not really paying attention to anything in that dimension so someone talking to him left him shocketh. He jumped in the air in surprise, losing his tie and somehow throwing his cup of beer in air. It landed on his head, completely soaking him.

The two men were silent before Roman started laughing, holding his stomach. He fell to his knees from the hilarity while Virgil buried his face in his hands, the upside down cup falling off his head and rolling on the ground near Roman, coming to a stop when it encountered Virgil's tie. "Honestly, I think it will be a miracle if we ever see either of them on a date." Logan spoke, shaking his head.

"Have faith, honey. They're just taking their time like you did. You know, when you took 5 years to ask me out." Patton elbowed Logan who laughed before gently pushing Patton, him barely moving. "Oh hush." Patton latched on to his husband's arm and leaned his head on his shoulder, Logan leaning his head on Patton's. They continued watching,

After Roman got over his laughter fit, he picked up the now empty cup of beer along with the tie and stood. He tied the black tie back around Virgil's neck who still one hand hiding his extremely red face since that liquid washed it off. Virgil took a deep breath as Roman went to get him a refill before snapping his fingers and being dry once more.

Both Patton and Logan laughed lightly at the scene. Suddenly, music began playing. Patton let go of Logan's arm in surprise, stepping back and looking around the room in search of the stereo. As he turned around to ask Logan if he could anything, Logan was bowed slightly with one hand in an offering position.

"May I have this dance, husband?" Patton laughing before getting serious, responding in a trashy British accent. "Yes you may, husband." Patton gave Logan his hand who laughed. Logan pulled him closer and the two danced like there was no tomorrow. Not the best mind you but it was still adorable.

Thomas adjusted his tux selve and gave a small smile, feeling extremely single as he watched two of his sides dance the night away. He sighed, walking off from his place sitting on the wedding podium. He walked to far wall closet to the door and noticed Deceit sitting with his back to the wall his knees up to his chest, hugging them tightly like they were his life support.

He was practically hid by one of the food tables so it was obvious why no one had had seen him yet. Thomas gulped, he still wasn't sure about Deceit but he was a part of his personality so he could at least try to comfort him. "Hey uh... Dee? What's up?" The lying trait looked up from his knees at Thomas who sat uncomfortably next to him with his legs crossed.

Deceit gestured his head towards Remy and Emile who were still laughing and joking by one of the tables. Thomas remembered the many times Remy and Deceit had kissed or cuddled during movie nights. Deceit's really liked Remy and now had to watch him flirt with another dude while pretending to be simply a best friend. Yikes.

"Oh, you guys had that weird thing going for a bit. You and Remy, I mean. Boy, that's rough, um.." Deceit scowled at his host. Thomas quickly attempted to rephrase but couldn't think of anything. Eventually after a bit of silence, Thomas remembered something one of his friends used to comfort when he went though his first break up. "Hey, single buddies?"

Thomas raised his fist as an offering for a fist pump which Deceit surprising took, lying of course since he couldn't control it. "N-not single buddies." The two fist pumped, Thomas doing the thing Baymax did Big Hero 6. Deceit rolled his eyes, looking away but when Thomas couldn't see him, he smiled and laughed silently.

It was about an hour later, everyone was outside at the back of hall talking as soft music played.

Thomas was leaning against the tree talking to Deceit, bonding but Remy came by and asked to borrow Deceit to talk for minute to talk, most likely about what happened between them. Thomas said it was fine and deciding to take the opportunity to go inside and get the cake, announcing it to everyone. He went inside and Remy and Deceit sat next to the tree trunk, just talking.

Emile and Virgil were talking or rather Emile was ranting to his emo 'brother', most likely about Remy and Deceit. The distressed therapist was probably saying he wasn't jealous and from the smirk on his face, Virgil didn't believe him for a second. Every few seconds, Virgil would glance at Roman who had fallen asleep on his shoulder. The sight was rather cute.

Patton and Logan were on the roof of the medium sized hall with same picnic blanket Logan had proposed on. Again, just silently enjoying eachother company. Patton sighed in contentment as he watched the others get along for once, joking and laughing. It warmed his heart. He honestly couldn't of asked for a better wedding day. "Today was perfect."

He leaned his head on Logan's shoulder who began to play with his hair. "Yes, I believe that would be an accurate statement." Patton wrapped his arms around his husband's waist, wanting a hug. Logan laughed, the position looked weird and uncomfortable from he was sitting. The two continued to watch the sunset until Patton spoke again. "I love you so much, Lo."

Logan stifled a laugh. This was information he already knew. "I would hope so especially considering we just got married merely a hour ago." Patton pouted. "Just say it back, Logie." Logan rolled his eyes, actually chuckling under his breath. Roman was the dramatic one but that didn't stop Patton being extra in different ways. "Alright, I love you too, love."

After few minutes, Patton interrupted their comfortable silence again. Not that Logan minded. He loved talking to Patton, he was his husband now after all. "Hey Lo?" Logan nodded, being a bit distracted by the people on the ground who now had a large cake, waiting to be. He was silently hoping they wouldn't call them down for a few more minutes.

"Do you know what would make our famILY better?" Logan blushed at that again, looking down at Patton. He still wasn't used to being referred to as the 'second dad', even if they established it pretty early on in wedding planning. Logan realized he was excepted to respond so did so accordingly. "Perhaps, you can attempt to surprise me however."

Patton looked very hesitant to say his thoughts, removing the warmth from around Logan's waist and sitting up. He looked into Logan's eyes as if they had all the answers, in the same way Logan looked the sky for confidence when he proposed on this very same blanket. "If we had an actual child." Logan immediately flushed red.

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2277 words.

Surprise! Remember last chapter when I said I might do a wedding chapter, I actually do a wedding chapter ha ha!

Happy valentines day everyone! I hope you have someone to spend the day with! If you don't, then join me in the single squad! Yay?

I really like this oneshot so I left it open for a third part. If you want that, then ask.

Ok bye.