Tw: Strong language
Virgil: Hey Roman?

Roman: Yeah?

Virgil: You awake?

Roman: I wouldn't be talking to you if I were *Kisses Virgil on the nose*

(Now if the roles were reversed)

Roman: Virgil?

Virgil: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, IM TRYING TO SLEEP

Roman: Never mind then

Virgil: Fuck you.

Roman: Ya wanna? ;)

Virgil: Yeah... But we don't have to if you don't want to.

Roman: I don't think that will be a problem...

(Let the imagination run wild)

Virgil: Roman? I need some advice...

Roman: Love advice? Trust me I'm the expert.

Patton: SAYS THE VIRGIN!

Virgil: I wish I could ask Patton but he's part of the problem...

Roman:.......... ?

Logan: Darn, papercut

Patton: WEEEOOO WEEEEOOOO WEOOO

Logan: What the fuck do you want?

Patton: LANGUAGE *bandages finger* WWEEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO

Logan: The fuck just happened?

Patton: Get down from there Virgil! You're going to hit yourself

Virgil: Hell no, I like the cabinet

Patton: I'll call the police!

Virgil: Go ahead, I'll fight them the fuck off!

Patton: I got cookies

Virgil: *Jumps down* *grabs cookie* I would have fought them *eats cookie in one bite*

Patton: I know you would have

Roman: Whatchudoin

Virgil: Plotting to destroy the earth

Roman: *not phased* Cool, whatchuwant for dinner?

Virgil: Mac&cheese

Roman: okay

Roman: *after making Mac&Cheese* wait VIRGIL! DONT DESTROY THE EARTH!

Virgil: NO FUCKING PROMISES BITCH

Roman: If I'm ever in a relationship, I hope it's as awsome as one of these

Virgil: You want to be with a prince, who just met you, lied to you so he could have you, and you don't even know if they are marring you for lust or power? You really are a naive Disney princess...

Roman:*muttering* The fuck did you just say bitch?

Virgil: It was a joke...

Roman: IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING AGAINST DISNEY I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM AND BURY YOU IN SNOW AND MAKE YOU FUCKING MISERABLE BITCH!

Virgil: Okay, God damn bitch, I fucking get it!

Roman: NOT ONE FUCKING WORD BITCH!

Patton: *yawns*

Roman: Yeah... being pretty must be tiring

Patton: Then you must always be exhausted...

Roman: *blushes* curse you for making me blush...

Patton: Love you too!

Roman: Wake up Virgil

Virgil: noooooooooooooooooooooo...

Roman: Fine, I was going to ask you to join me in the shower, but whatever...

Virgil: Fuck, I'm up!

Roman: Knew that would work.

Virgil: You promised me a shower

Roman: I did

(Imagination)

Virgil: Yo, Patton, bring me some fucking chips!

Patton: only if you ask nicely...

Virgil:*rolls eyes* Oh wonderful Patton, please bring me some chips so I can eat while basking in your beauty ?

Patton: *Brings chips* Ya didn't need to be so extra, but thanks