My brother suggested the ship, thank him for it... This will probably suck

TW: Other than cringe writting? Nothing? Let me know if I missed any.

(Deciet's P.O.V)

I was minding my own business when Patton walked up to me, he clearly wanted to talk about something. Probably wanted to yell at me, I mean, after stealing Patton's place, which I didn't want to do, everyone hated me.

Everyone but Virgil.

"Hey kiddo. How ya doing?"

"G-good?" I said, cursing my stutter. I didn't really know how to respond to another side not yelling at me (Unless it was Virgil)...

"I wanted to ask you about relationships..."

"Why do you want to ask me anything?" I still didn't understand that a side other than Virgil wanted to talk to me

"Because, I was curious, do you have a crush on some side? *hides saying "Virgil" with coughs*"

"Wh-what? No!" I mean, it isn't a full lie...

"Okay, sure, I believe you." he said, holding up the ASL sign for "F"

I told the truth, I mean, it wasn't the full truth, but people never trust me. I am Deceit, but still! I can tell the truth...

I haven't properly told you what's going on, but basically, Logan, Roman,  and Patton are trying to set me and Virgil up, but we've secretly been dating for years. You know, the usual deal.

I do want to tell them to get this to end, but Virgil doesn't want anyone to know for fear of judgement. I really don't know why...

I told him that they are clearly trying to set us up, but he won't listen, at least he wants us to be safe!

I love him.

I went to his bedroom to try to convince him to come out to everyone.

I knocked on his door.

"Come in!"

I walk in "Hey Virge"

"Oh, hey Deceit"

"Please call me De, I dont really like my name... "

"Oh, sorry De"

"It's fine, but I came here to hang out with you and ask you if we can tell at least Patton about us... "

"I really don't want to, I mean, if we break up, not saying that's happening, and even if it's my fault, if I'm even slightly upset, they'll blame you completely for it." He has a point...

"But we aren't planning on breaking up.... "

"No-one plans to break up, dude, they do it because they weren't ment for each other."

"I guess, I just want them to stop trying to set us up on a date while we are already dating... "

"I want it to end to, but I really don't want them to know about our relationship"

"Okay, but anyway, do you want to go on a date today?"

"Of course"

*Time skip brought to you by Deciet's gloves*

"Hey, Deciet?" Logan called out to me, I visibly winced at my name, as I don't like it, he didn't notice. I still really don't know how to respond to people other that Virge.

"Yeah?"

"Patton wants to talk to you..."

"Okay, where is he right now?"

"He's in his room."

"Okay, I'll head over there."

"Are you sure?" I really don't think Logic trusts me.

I sighed "Yes, if it makes you feel better, you can walk me down there, but I will go on my own."

"I'm walking you down there then."

He walked me down, I hated that he didn't trust me, but it makes since since I was forced to act like Patton for an entire video by Depression. Depression is a b-ad person...

He knocked on the door, and waited until Patton opened the door before leaving.

I immediately noticed Anxiety in the room. Awesome, they're trying to get us to go on a date...

"Hey Deciet," Patton said, I once again visibly winced at my name, Patton didn't notice thankfully.

"Hey, why did you call me in here?"

"Well I noticed that you and Anxiety seem to like each other a lot, so I thought you guys might like to hang out together!"

I gave Virgil a look that said "Please can I tell him?"

He nodded. Finally.

"Uhh... Patton, me and Virgil have secretly been dating for two years now... "

"Oh! I'm sorry I didn't know!  Well of course I didn't know, that's the point of it being a secret, I'm so happy for you guys!"

"Thank you?" I said

Patton rambled on about how awesome this was, and I was just finally happy to be relieved from them all trying to get us to date...

This was bad, but I enjoyed writing it, I think it was a decent size, but Idk... Also, sorry for not updating, I've been reading a lot lately and school started (sarcastic YAY's). You might want to prepare for a spam tonight, but I'm not sure because my mom might yell at me... Thanks for reading mah dudes

-Rose