Requested by Extravagant28

TW: Some cringe pick up lines.

I have wanted to confess my feelings for Princey for a long time. I just had no idea how, so I asked Morality for help.

*Flash back brought to you by Patton's cat onsie*

"He-hey Morality?"

"Yeah Logan?"

"Could you help me?"

"Of course!"

"I-I want to confess my feelings for Princey, I just don't know how."

"Well why don't you try some pick-up lines?"

"Do you think those will work?"

"Yeah I do! Also you could get him some flower, like yellow tulips, his favorite"

"Oh Okay. Thank you Patton!"

"No prob Bob."

"My name is Logan... "

"It's a quote... From Steven Universe"

"Oh, sorry"

"No big deal"

*Flashback end*

Now here I am, I have the flowers, and I'm looking up pick-up lines online.

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. "

To much

"Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!"

Too extra....

"We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA."

That could work.

*Timeskip brought to you by Virgil's oversized headphones*

"Hey Roman... "

"Hey Logan, what do you need?"

"Uhh, I got you these... " I hand over the flowers.

"Thank you, but what are they for?"

"For a very special someone like you." Uhh... We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA..."

"Okay, so what does that mean?"

"I-I like you Princey."

"I like you too."

"So, will you be my boyfriend?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, so then do you want to cuddle and watch some Disney?"

"Of course."

*Timeskip brought to you by Logan's love for Astronomy*

The very next day I told Patton and he screamed. I mean I almost did, but still, really Patton?

Sorry Logan!

This is my story! I'm telling it!