I mean if this ain't Princiety though...

T. W. :Slight gore I guess?

I have been taking over towns and other places for a while. I've been trying to get the attention of a very specific hero...

I promise I treat them well, I really just ask them to tell people I'm a bad person, I mean they listen because they don't know what I can do, which isn't much.

I finally got his attention, it took me forever. But I was taking over the small town of Little town and he was probably working there or something. I started a couple fires and he popped up and was like

"Your reign ends here!"

And I was like "No it doesn't" I mean, it's all an act, but he doesn't have to know that.

"Yes it is, and you will stop terrorizing  these innocent people!"

"No I won't"

"Yes you will!"

Backing it up, I never told you who this prince of my dreams it.

He is referred to as "Princey" when in costume, as I have a code name too, "Anxiety"

He has white pants, a white jacket, a red sash, and a golden mask. There are many theorist trying to guess who he is, so far, they have come up with Thomas, Logan, Patton, Remy, me, and Roman. I know which one he is

I look basically like J.D. from Heathers when I'm fighting, I just have a black mask on with a purple streak down the middle.

I'm Virgil, his acquaintance. I'm just to awkward to go any further.

Back to the present.

"I've got you now Anxiety!"

"You forgot my secret weapon"

"Fudge cake stew... " It was almost nonexistent, but I heard it "The heck is your secret weopon"

"A bomb"

"Shit... "

"It can only be decided by kissing me... On the lips... "

"The fudge cake stew? You didn't have to take over most of the country, you could have just asked me out... "

"I'm awkward as heck, okay?"

"I get that, but you terrorised many people just to ask me out?"

"Actually, about that, I asked everyones permission first before blowing their houses up or setting something on fire, and all of the cities I've conquered, I've treated respectfully, I just asked them to tell people I was mean and cruel, they listened because the initial conquering took place and the majority were still scared of me... "

"Oh, well, wow."

"Well are you going to kiss me? The bomb is about to blow... "

He kissed me... I actually got him to kiss me...

"So, do you want to go out sometime?" I asked.

"I can't, I'm in costume, no-one knows who I am, I don't know you... At the very least I need to check in the towns to make sure you really aren't a terrorist..."

"I mean, I know who you are, and you know me, but sure, whatever. "

"Meet you back here in a week to see my answer. "

"Okay"

I think you all know what happened, but if you want a part two with the answer and stuff, I can (and will)  write it, but I need a comment, to be honest, I dont know if anyone is reading this right now... Please comment if you are reading this