The edit is me fixing spelling and added bits and pieces here and there

ok, I was reading a story about Johnlock (i have weird ships ... DONT JUDGE ME!) and this picture was in it, and someone commented ... hang on .... @GoinDownWithTheShip on the 'whoa did you swallow a dictionary?' and said someone needs to make a oneshot of this .......... so i will

(They were texting and John is bold text)

"JOHN!" Sherlock bellowed as he charged through the door

"What the fu- Sherlock, where have you been? YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOR 3 DAYS!!!!"

"Oh, was I? Sorry, lost track of time, I need your help" Sherlock shrugged as if it was no big deal.

"3 DAYS SHERLOCK!!!! 3!!!!" John shouted, throwing his hands up and leaving the room

"Look, I'm sorry, I had some ... stuff to do............." Sherlock followed him

"*sigh* what do you need" John pinched the bridge on his nose, other hand on his hip

(Sassy lil John thats fed up with Sherlock's shit)

"I have been dared..." Sherlock started

"Dared?" John repeated

"Yes, I lost a bet an-"

"YOU lost a BET?!?" John grined, oh he was going to enjoy this

"Yes, I must admit it wasn't my best day, anyway I-" Sherlock blushing with embarrasment and rubbing the back of his neck

"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHERLOCK HOLMES LOST A BET! HAHAHAHAHA" John burst out alughing, interupting SHerlock, again

"John, please" Sherlock sighed rolling his eyes, hands on hips

(Now its Sasslock fed up with Johns shit XD)

"Ok, ok, sorry its just, haha, YOU lost a BET! With your brilliant mind!" John said, grinning like an idiot

"Whatever, I need you to film me ... eatingadictionary" Sherlock mumbled the last part

"What?" John cocked his head to the side

"I said I need you tofilmmeeatingadictionary" Sherlock rushed

"Say it slowly" fustration on Johns face

"I NEED YOU TO FILM ME EATING A DICTIONARY!" Sherlcok shouted, John burst out laughing

"ITS NOT FUNNY!" Sherlock pouted

"Yes it is! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" John whipped a tear that was running from his eye

"So are you going to help me or not?" Sherlock looked anywhere but at John

"Yeah" John giggled

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"Ok, GO!" John called out as he hit the record button on his phone, Sherlock bit out of a piece of the dictionary John cut out as he walked down the street, he struggled but eventualy he swallowed, this process repreated for half an hour then Sherlock finaly swallowed the last piece of the dictionary. John hit stop and doubled over in silent laughter

"OH THAT WAS GREAT!" he gasped

"Shut up" Sherlock said, gripping Johns arm tighter as he led hom back home, 221B Baker Street

"THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!" John laughed

"Oh shut up already" Sherlock rolled his eyes

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"Sherlock, are you ok? You have been awfully quiet... oh" John said, entering the room, seeing Sherlock facplant on the floor

(TBH my mood 24/7)

"Floccinaucinihilipilification" was all Sherlock said,  muffled by the floor

"What?" John asked, never hearing such a big word before

"I SAID I AM USELESS!" Sherlock screamed jumping up

"Oh ... well that was a big word..." John muttered,

'Sherlock? Useless? Since when?' John thought to himself

"What? useless?" Sherlock cocked an eyebrow

"No, what you just said, Floccina ... that one" John said

"I never said that" Sherlock said

"Yes you did" John insisted

"Well, I didn't" Sherlock insisted

"Well, your not usless" John responded, hugging the taller genius

"What did that dictionary do to you?" John giggled

"Your a walking dictionary now!" John laughed, Sherlock cracked a smile and hugged back