Roman in a suit and on a stage : ladies , gentlemen , and non-binary royalty let me introduce you to the hottest new game show : will I fall asleep in my bed ? Or will I pass out on the floor ? Place your bets now !
Logan , the only one in the audience: Jesus Christ just go to bed .
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[ Roman makes plans worth Janus & Virgil texting ]
Roman : whee r y'all going ??
Virgil : no where , we drive around and eat hot chip .
Virgil : maybe wawa
Roman : and lie ??
Janus : the lying is implied.
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[ the sides watching a movie ]
Roman , draped across Janus' lap :...
Janus , fingers twined in Roman's hair : Oh , Patton , there are some self harm scenes coming up . Can we skip them over ? Triggers Ro.
Patton : Of course ! [ skips over the scene while Janus distracts Roman with light kisses ]
[A few hours later , Logan asleep in Patton's arms , Virgil curled up in a sleeping Remus' lap , half asleep .]
Roman , idly playing with the ends of Janus' cape : you remembered my triggers .
Janus with a soft laugh : they're important.
Roman , flushing : 's kinda gay .
Virgil :...
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Janus : I love you .
Remus : I love me too!
Janus : little bastard .
Remus : I love you more than me though, so that's a lot !
Janus: Aww!
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Remy : sleep who's she never heard of her .
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Logan : you're all using the word acoustic wrong , this is not its intended use .
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Logan : cause I'm too smart for my own good ! And I'm too good for my sorry little life .
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Remus : janjan , I bought a chocolate cake !
Janus : what for ?
Remus : for eating in the bath because we're having self care night together or so help me god I will strap you down and forcefully take care of you .
Janus : kinky but fine , self care day . Mostly because chocolate cake . You wouldn't have gotten me to comply any other way .
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Janus : *bangs his knee on a door way *
Janus : oh fuck me!!
Virgil : temping but you're in pain right now -so maybe after that .
Janus : *confused hay snake sounds *
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Remus : do you ever think about how we're just comodust so , technically, technically, reincarnation actually makes a whole shitton of sense .
Janus : dibs on reincarnating into a cat .
Logan : but...but why !?
Janus : I want to be the god of the household .
Logan : you already are !
Janus : aw, babe !
Remus : Lolo is right , hun .
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