Roman : Hey , what the short temp-
Janus : I will skin you alive .
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Virgil : Thank you , Janus , I have received your new-sent wedding invitations!
Virgil : They are pseudo-romantic and sick !
Virgil : You day you'll love him until you both die !
Virgil : You die on may 27th at eight !
Remy : He has lost his mind ...
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Virgil @ his soul : This bitch empty , YEET
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Janus : Patton , you're shedding .
Patton , scratching furiously at his arms : What ?
Janus : Here ,let me help , I shed all the time .
Patton : Why am I shedding !?
Janus : Because you're a frog , Patton . Frogs shed sometimes .
Patton : Oh. How do I shed ?
Janus : Well , I just shed on where there's scales , you seem to have full body shedding more like Virgil's molting but I'll spare you the embarrassment of asking our son how he molts once a month . Be happy you don't shed in just small places like Remus and his tentacle suckers .
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Janus : The problem with being allergic to garlic is that garlic tastes good and it's in everything.
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Roman : I love you .
Logan : You're adorable.
Roman : What ?
Logan : What ?
Remus : FUCK ALREADY !
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Logan : Remus .
Remus , busy sticking various things to the wall : Yah?
Logan , very serious: I need you to chase me with a butcher knife through your side of the imagination. Relentlessly.
Remus , dropping everything: Uh... why ?
Logan : I'm writing a book ... and I want to know what it feels like to be pursed in that manner when it comes to adrenaline and feelings .
Remus : what's the safe word ?
Logan : Periwinkle .
Remus : I get to read this book , but if that's all ...
Remus , grinning as he summons a knife : Then ... shall we began ?
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Virgil , to Logan : Pfft , there's no way you could hurt my feelings !
Logan : * slowly looks up from his book *
Logan : You smell like celery .
Virgil : ...
Virgil : Dude , what the fuck ??
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The sides : * playing Among Us *
Logan : I saw Virgil venting !
Virgil : Venting ?
Virgil : Fine , ya'know what ? I'll show you venting .
Virgil : It all started when I was born -
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Remus : * sneaking up behind Janus *
Janus : Remus , I can see you .
Remus : No, you can't .
Janus : Remus , the light is on and behind you , I can see your eyeshadow looming over me like Virgil and his stormcloud of angst .
Remus : Aw crud !
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