Virgil : if I die , my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Janus : 'if .'
Remus : great , the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die .
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Logan : Janus ? I heard something strange from down the hall .
Janus : what was it ?
Logan : silence.
Janus : Remus and Roman were sleeping . It scared me too.
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Remus : I love your confidence that this eat is plot relevant .
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Roman: I have seven empty notebooks and have no idea what to put in them . Any suggestions?
Patton : put spaghetti in it !!
Roman : ... Anyone else ?
Virgil put spaghetti in it .
Roman : * sighs * Logan , you always have reasonable ideas . What do you think ?
Logan , who is always in a mood to annoy Roman : put spaghetti in it.
Roman , dropping his notebooks : I GIVE UP !
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Virgil : Chillax !
Logan : that's not a word .
Virgil : sometimes The Who deny 'chillax' at the ones that need to chillax the most .
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[ light sides interaction training day one ]
Janus : name a way to be nice to others .
Remus : don't kill them .
Janus : setting the bar a little low , but I'll allow it .
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Janus : truth or day ?
Virgil : truth .
Janus: how many hours have you slept this week ?
Virgil : Nope , dare .
Janus : go to sleep .
Virgil : I don't like this game .
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Remus : admit it , I'm growing on you !
Logan : like fungus .
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Logan : what's going on with Patton ?
Roman : he accidentally stepped on a ladybug and now he's so heartbroken that he's crying and cradling it's dead body .
Roman : I don't have the heart to tell him that it's actually a red m&m.
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Logan : we are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Janus : SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN !
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