Janus : Hey , you remember that kid , Andy ?
Remus : yeah , the little emo that reminds me of a snarkier Virgil .
Janus: well , I adopted him and his friends
Remus : oh god , not more kids .
Janus : they need a good home , Remus . Just look at his face ! * squishes Pryce's face*
Remus : that they do , I'll help get the bedrooms ready .
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Patton : hey kiddo , we know you use to live with Janus and Remus , do you have any good memories from them ?
Virgil : * gets flashbacks to Remus jumping into a trash can only to be suddenly rolling down a hill ( Virgil will neither confirm nor deny that he pushed him ) , quietly eating while watching Janus lose his shit over Remus breaking a window , and finding one of Remus's ninja stars in his wall when he wakes up *
Virgil : ...
Virgil : * remembers he's with the light sides *
Virgil : Remus once gave me breakfast because I didn't come down earlier to eat
Patton : oh , that's swee-
Virgil : that was the day I had to explain to him you can't eat socks .
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Logan : being called a genius and knowing really big words are imperative to my mission of everyone never realizing I'm as intelligent as a wet Cheeto .
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Virgil : look , I know I can be an asshole sometimes , but I really do love all of the other sides . Patton , Logan , Roman , Remus , and... * looks at smudged writing on hand * Jesus
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Roman : * picks up Virgil *
Logan : you okay ?
Virgil : it's comfy up here . I like it . I am now tall .
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Patton : I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Roman : * swallowing the key * truly unfortunate
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Janus , texting Logan : I'm a theif
Logan theif ?
Janus : theif
Logan : I before E , except after C .
Janus : thceif
Logan : no .
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Roman : my worst nightmare is that I'll show up to my own wedding looking straight
Virgil : oh, the horror
Roman : oh, you wouldn't want to show up to your wedding looking straight either !
Virgil : Roman , no one , AND I MEAN NO ONE in their right mind would ever look at me and think I was straight
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Roman : what happened while I was gone ?
Logan, with the house on fire in the background: Hell. I tried to stop in but hell happened.
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Logan : are you dumb ?
Roman : no I'm lonely
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