Remus : if you want to save them , you must die !
Virgil : oh.
Virgil : that's it ? I thought it would be something BAD
Remus : ...
Virgil : ...
Remus : are you okay -
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Roman : you're my one in a million!
Remus : so you're fine with having a huge orgy if I find the other 7800 people who are me-like ?
Roman : no! Lemme rephrase that ! One in a billion !
Remus : aww thanks~ now I only need to search for 6 other people !
Roman: I meant one in a trillion !!!
Remus : * pulls out a shovel * we've got some digging to do .
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Fem Virgil : * in the kitchen getting coffee with her daughter in her arm in sleep pants and a bra *
Fem Logan : hey , did you intend to come down here half dressed ?
Fem Virgil : Lily , I am holding a coffee in one hand and a baby in the other , does it seem like I care if I'm wearing clothing or not . You're lucky I'm wearing a bra .
Fem Logan : fair enough .
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Remus : I'll behave !
*later *
Janus : * looking disappointedly at Remus , who is on fire .*
Remus : did I say ' behave '? I meant ...not killing someone.
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Roman : ha ! A royal flush ! Read 'em and weep virgil !
Patton : *GAAAASP*
Virgil : Tsk tsk , not so fast princey ~ and here I thought you'd try playing smarter this time .
Roman : what ?-
Virgil : ♫ rookie mistaaake~ ♫
Roman : you wouldn't -
Virgil : oh I would .
Patton : oh no !
Virgil : * pulls out uno reverse card * Boom!
Roman : third game in a row virge ?? Spare me !
Virgil : but it's so funny
Patton : ha ha ha , now now kiddo , since we all agreed on that rule it's only fair .
Virgil : yeah , no changes this time pal .
Roman : easy for you to say Patton , you're immune to reverse cards >:(
Patton : but it's my turn now !
Virgil : another Pokémon card ?
Roman: c'mon padre .
Patton : Exceeeeept ! This time...
Patton : it's shiny , and holographic! I get triple points ! Haha !
Janus : there are still points ?
Logan : one of the many ways to win , yes .
Patton : it's still Yahtzee night .
Roman : DEAR LORD PATTON !
Virgil : damn pops .
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Janus : how much did you spend on this date ?
Roman : $1600. But it's all on credit cards , so it's like $5 a month for the next 2000 years
Janus : ROMAN -
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[ In the hospital]
Janus : how did I end up here ?
Virgil , sighing : like always , you laughed too hard at your own joke and blacked out .
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Remus : can I stab ?
Janus : not yet .
Someone : * makes a nasty remark about Thomas or any of the sides *
Janus : I change my mind , go ahead .
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Janus : revenge ! Sounds a little mean , which is why I perfer to call it ' returning the favor ' .
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Patton : one day I wanna do a dad . A real dad .
Logan : you already are .
Patton : but guys , you are not my children .
Virgil : oh my god . What happened to you ?
Roman , writing in journal: today marks the day I was disowned by my own father .
Thomas : wtf ?
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