Logan : Science is all about confusion . I'm fact , you are probably learning more and growing smarter if you are confused.
Patton : I must be a fricken rocket scientist.
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Roman : I wrote a song !
Roman : it's called " my life so far "
Roman : * strums guitar * * high pitched screeching *
Roman : * still screeching *
Roman : * finished screeching * ohhh I'm gay
Roman : so , how'd you like it ?
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Logan : Janus , you realize I love you , right ?
Janus : * halting what he's doing with a loaf of bread hanging from his mouth * what ?
Logan : I said , " you do know I love you , right "?
Janus : * stares off * oh my god , how did I manage that ?
Logan : trust me , I was shocked too .
Janus : well , the feeling is most definitely returned , my brainy  love .
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Fem Roman : so what do you think you're doing ?
Fem Remus: * looks at fem Janus she's currently straddling * ... catching some snake kitty .
Fem Janus : * pushes her off * NOTHING !
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Patton : so are you the big spoon or the little spoon ?
Remus : I'm the KNIFE
Patton : oh haha , always the jokester -
Logan : no really , he's very sharp .
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Logan : * cuddles up with regressed Janus *
Janus : * yawns and snuggles closer *
Logan : I am the chosen one . I have been chosen to cuddle . To what do I earn this honor ?
Janus : mama cuddly .
Logan : such wise words .
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Logan : Remy is going to use neopronouns just to spite my English teacher .
Patton : I'm just scrolling through a doggy list and spitballing .
Virgil : patton has a safe voice
Roman : I miss playing spongeman . Sometimes you just gotta be chased around a forest with a sponge , y'know ?
Remus : it was fun . I like it hard .
Janus : I'll kick you to horny jail if you swear at me again .
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Patton : WHY DO I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A WAFFLE FRY ?
Virgil : mental illness.
Roman : well fuck , Virgil .
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Roman : Virgil is like when a game's combat music is playing , but you can't find the enemy .
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Virgil : hey , pick me up ?
Remus : will I be punched ?
Virgil : not this time . My knees hurt . Pick me up .
Remus : gladly .
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