Janus , holding up a glass : drink water . This is a threat .
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Janus : next time , I will win .
Logan : I've already beaten you . Twice .
Janus : the first time was a tie .
Logan : and the second time ?
Janus : ...
Janus : there was no witnesses .
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Virgil : * cracks neck *
Janus : oh , gross ! Please never do that again .
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Fem Thomas : Hey , Virgil  ?
Fem Virgil , balancing a baby and her phone while holding a conversation with Fem Logan : yes ?
Fem Thomas : you impress me . Every time .
Fem Virgil : thanks . Don't worry , you impress me too .
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Roman : why is everything so weird.
Remus : because everything but my vibes are bullshit .
Roman : they seriously need to make an emoji that fully express how hard it is to deal with you .
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Roman , pre - AA : are you absolutely sure that anxiety exists? Like , I've never seen him outside his room and Thomas' living room .
Virgil , in a tank top and jeans showing off both of his full sleeve tattoos: oh really , bitch ? I'm off to work , pat , see you at dinner !
Roman : * stammering and blushing as Virgil leaves *
Logan : are you alright , Roman ?
Roman : * points furiously * BOY HOT !
Logan : oh you sweet summer child , you're fucked in more ways than one .
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Remus : I don't like you .
Logan : okay , you can " not like me " in silence . It'll be better for everyone I'd you do so because every time you speak , the IQ of everyone within a mile radius of you drops drastically. I'm surprised we all haven't been steamed to death by all the hot air coming from your mouth . So , as I said a moment ago , fuck off and good day .
Everyday :...
Thomas : well , shit Logan .
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Remus : birds go CACK !
Roman : why are you the way that you are ?
Remus : *smiles*
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Roman : I can't understand how people in the north don't get impatient with how many words they say . Like " y'all all are not " is such a mouthful .
Logan : what would you say instead?
Roman : y'ain't
Logan : I will end you .
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Janus : hey , what am I ?
Patton : cute !
Janus : I was going for " snake " but thanks .
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