Remus , lounging on Logan's bed : your towel is the same color as your shirt .
Logan : * looks from his shirt to the towel hanging up in the bathroom *
Logan : the prophecy ....
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Virgil : can death be an option?
Logan : when have any of us ever let the be an option before and why should we change that now ?
Virgil : because I crave peace that only comes with death .
Logan : not changing the no dying rule .
Virgil : worth a try .
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Patton : I can't go , stress is bad for the baby    :(
Janus : what baby ?
Patton : me, I'm baby .
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[ playing some game ]
Roman : your task is to piss off an entire room of people . How do you do it ?
Janus & Virgil : show up , usually .
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Andy : I'm literally amazing. I can do so many cool things !
Remy : you can't even call the pizza store to by your own pizza without having a panic attack .
Andy : so ? I can order online .
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Logan : are you sure you're alright ?
Virgil : if I have any issues , don't worry , I'll scream so you know
Logan : I'd rather you not , you're right next to me and there's no need
Virgil : payback for you constantly screaming in my ears .
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Patton : you wanna hear a dad joke?
Logan : no .
Patton : yeah you do , here it goes -
Virgil : I'm already dead I'm already dead I'm -
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Virgil: I don't really like eating because it's hard for me to do however If someone think I won't eat something or I won't out eat them I will do it out of spite .
Logan : understandable , but never let Remus dare you to eat a lime slice while again .
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Janus : So... what's going on ?
Remus : you went the long version or the short version?
Janus : the short one I guess ?
Remus : shit's fucked .
Janus : oh . Well , yeah , that's definitely not an optimal situation .
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Emile , scribbling on a notepad : Do you have anxiety?
Remus : no , Virgil is a light side now . So I don't have anxiety anymore .
Emile : that ... that's not what I meant ...
Remus , snickering : yeah I know ! I'm just kidding !
Remus , with zero hesitation: I am alone .
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