[ Logan & Remus in bed together ]
Logan : * turns on reading lamp *
Remus : you might as well call me that lamp ....
Logan : ... why?
Remus : because you turn me on .
Logan : * slams book shut *
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Patton : I wish cars could talk .
Roman : man do I got a movie for you ...
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[ texting a group chat ]
Remus : date w bae
Remus : [ image of Janus tied to a chair in a basement with literal garbage on plates on a table in front of him ]
Virgil : I feel like I should call the police .
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Regressed Roman: * knocks at Logan's door while Logan's working late because he had a nightmare *
Logan : come in ! * see it's Roman * oh. What happened?
Roman : I know you said not to bother you but I got scared and patt& virge are out with Re and Jan .
Logan : trust me , there's exceptions to my rules . Come here .
Logan : * cuddles Roman on the bed until he falls asleep again *
Logan : wait , when did I adopt this child ? Does this mean Patton & I are married ?
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Janus : I got kicked out of Barnes & noble cause I put all the Bibles in the fiction section .
Logan : Janus , I'm not picking you up .
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Patton : Virgil wanted to get a pet spider from the pet store , but they were really expensive.
Patton : I can get a cheaper one off the web .
Patton : but I won't because they are scary .
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Logan : please calm down ?
Regressed Remus : * continues shoving raw bread dough in his mouth *
Logan : thank god you're cute .
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Remus : heyyyyy hot stuff ;)
Logan : good evening fellow associate.
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Remus : Janus has eight limbs ergo he is a spider .
Logan , who was just reading a book peacefully: * gradually looks more and more disgusted at this information *
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Remus : I'm telling you , Molotov cocktails work . Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail.... boom! Right away , I had a different problem.
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