Virgil : existence exists , and it crucial that we forgot this .
Janus : please just go to sleep .
Virgil : skeletal pigeon-fish .
Janus : * long-suffering sigh of defeat *
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Logan , about Remus : he said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thoughts was " there goes my booty call ."
Virgil : did you have a second thought ?
Logan : I need a new booty call .
Janus: I'm literally right here .
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[ "I'm cold "]
Roman :  * hands you a coat * here take this .
Logan : perhaps we should go somewhere warmer .
Virgil : dammit , I don't control the weather .
Patton : well just go stand in the corner , it's usually about 90 degrees.
Janus : * lights something on fire *
Remus : * lights you on fire *
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Janus : oh god , you heard me call for help !
Virgil : you mean your girly scream ?
Janus : I mean my call for help .
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Remus : I for one , think you and Janus are perfect for one another .
Roman : I feel like there's going to be more .
Remus : because you're both fucking losers .
Roman : there it is .
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Roman : am baby .
Logan : you're baby ?
Roman : up.
Logan : of course . * picks him up and let's him snuggle up to him *
Roman : am I cute ?
Logan : the cutest .
Roman : Yay!
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Virgil , very bad at flirting : ummm, you smell really good .
Logan , equally bad at flirting : thanks , I use both my nostrils.
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Roman : what did you do with Logan ?!
Janus : nothing , I'm insulted that you'd ask me of all people . You should be asking Patton .
Patton : what ... what are you talking about ?
Janus , tilting his head to the side : why ...you're the one who pressed the skip button . You're the one who silenced him , not me . So what do you think happened to him ?
Patton , covering his mouth in horror : oh no !
Janus : what did you do Patton ?
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Logan : did you ever love them ?
Virgil : Janus & Remus ?
Logan : yes.
Virgil : I dunno ... why are you asking ?
Logan : I've just been thinking , bed also I'm a little curious...
Virgil : about ??
Logan : say if you DID love them , say you loved them just about as much as you love us . And you do love us ...
Logan : what's stopping you from leaving , just like you did with them ?
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Roman : * carries all the groceries *
Virgil : * reaches out to help *
Roman : * switches all groceries to one arm to hold Virgil's hand *
Virgil : that's not what I - okay ...
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