Roman : you may break our souls and take our lives ...
Remus : beat us up , or even worse !
Virgil : but if you touch Patton ...
Logan : there will be no evidence of your existence.
Janus : and that is a promise.
Patton : I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified.
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Janus : hate it when you have to be nice to someone you wanna throw a brick at-
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Roman : * walks in * so I just did my hair this morning and it never looked better , so I dicided to show it off to people around town .
Roman : and , then , humidity was like " imma make you look like the lion king ."
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Roman : I have forgotten what it's like to not be an asshole .
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Virgil : hi Lo!
Logan : oh whaddup? Everything going dope as hell ? You lot bruh ? * dabs *
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Patton : I'm the most responsible member of this group .
Logan : yesterday you set the bathroom on fire .
Patton : there was a spider .
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Logan : the thing about online classes is the prof. Can't tell this mug is full of whiskey .
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Logan : how are we going to get in ?
Janus : don't worry , I've got the keys .
Janus : * smashes window *
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Remy : the thing about online classes is the prof. Can't tell this is a mug full of wine .
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Roman : why do I love these two idiots ?
Logan & Janus : we'd dunk you in a pool if we got the chance .
Roman : what !? Why you - that's it ! I'm getting a divorce.
All 3 : * laughing *
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