Virgil , stumbling like a newborn deer : * comes downstairs for coffee and breakfast *
Logan , who is making breakfast: hey , good morning.
Virgil : I love you . * falls back to sleep on the couch *
Logan : you know , we've been married twelve years , still cute , every time .
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Patton : why are you so mean ...?
Janus: I guess when you find something you're really good at you just stick with it .
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Roman : you don't get to choose your biological family .
Virgil : you don't get to choose your found family either ! Sattle up bitch !
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Janus : I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance that I'll cry !
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Exorcist : I will now exorcise this room and get rid it of all evil demons & spirits .
Patton : No!please ! Virgil's like family to us !
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Patton : I like seeing your faces .
Virgil , aimed at Janus : well I don't so
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Remus : Logan thinks he's soooo smart , he said onions are the only food that make you cry .
Remus : so I threw a coconut at his face .
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Janus : it's going to work , trust me .
Patton : trust you ?
Janus : trust Logan ?
Patton : Logan I trust .
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Remy : I'm telling you , Molotov cocktails work . Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom ! Right away I had a different problem.
Janus : he makes a strong case !
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Remus : just a heads up - eyerytime I get arrested I say I lost my ID and use your name .
Roman : ... there are a lot of things to address here .
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