Person : and what exactly do you do ?
Deceit: I ... can play the triangle.
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Remus: * flicks lighter on * make a wish .
Roman : I wish that you'll never set me on fire .
Remus: ... hey ! I haven't set you on fire yet ! You're my brother , I'd never set you on fire ! I'd set your ex boyfriends on fire for dumping you , it's my job .
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Patton : * taking a swig out of flask * you want some of this ?
Remus: sure * takes a sip * is this soup what the fuck -
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Remus : do you like sales ?
Remus , winking : because of you're looking for a good one , clothing is 100% off at my place .
Logan: ... fuck , I'm down .
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Logan : * coughs into his sleeve *
Patton : * slowly pulls out a flame thrower *

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Roman : I guess you could say I've " fallen " for you .
Virgil : you literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How the fuck are you even alive ??
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Roman : what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Logan : I don't know and I don't care .
Roman : rude- it was just a question.
Logan : wh-no - Roman that was the answer!
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Remus : something's are better left unsaid which I usually realize right after I said them .
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Virgil( in dwit ) : me ? Overreacting? Shit, probably.
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Roman : why are you always wearing black ?
Virgil : just to remind you that I'm always ready or your funeral.
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Deceit (SvS ): I'm not insulting you , I'm describing you guys . It's just that simple .
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Roman : why must I " make a hypothesis " and " have a real research question? " is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery.
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Remus : hello fellow meat person do you enjoy the sound wave that produce the music know as jazz ?
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Deceit: to demonstrate how ridiculous it is to feel guilty overdoing what serves you , I will equate your desires to committing actual felonies.
Thomas : oh no , acting In my own self interest is on the same exact level as committing actual felonies .
Deceit : sir , I will literally pay you to go to therapy.
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All the sides : * in a haunted house *
Deceit :* entirely straight faced as Remus leads him around *
Patton : H-How are you not scared!?
Deceit: I'm blind .
Remus , at the same time as Deceit: he's all powerful!
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Virgil : have you ever had a moment of sharing something traumatic only to discover TUMBLR figured it out first ? Like - I shared a piece of my soul ! Sympathize , don't yell " I knew it " at your computer screen! Jesus -
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Deceit : * being led around by Remus *
Logan : what are you doing ?
Remus , happily: I'm his guide dog !
Roman : you'll get used to it .
Virgil : it's actually kinda cute once you get used to it .
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Deceit: I feel something on my back . What's touching me ?
Remus: stair post .
Deceit: Ah. Makes sense . I thought the demons finally came for me .
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Remus : * staring intently at Logan *
Virgil: what are you doing ?
Remus : I'm trying to figure out if Logan is psychic . He always knows when things are gonna go wrong .
Logan : bless you .
[ 3 days later ]
Remus:*sneezes *
Remus : I knew it !!
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[ in the hospital]
Patton : Logan , are you okay?
Logan , stonefaced : I was run over . I'm in incredible pain. It's excruciating.