Patton :what are we doing today Lo?
Logan : the same thing we do everyday Patton , try to take over the world !
Virgil : Patton and the brain , Patton and the brain . One is a genius, both drive me insane .
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Logan : I don't not have a gambling addiction.
Deceit: you want to bet on that ?
Logan : yea-wait ....
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Deceit: as it turns out -
Virgil: can I just stop you there, deceit?
Deceit: ...
Virgil : I have nothing to say , I just really , really needed you to stop talking .
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Deceit: Virgil failed his drug test .
Patton : what ?!?
Deceit: yeah, he wouldn't smoke with us .
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Remus : it's funny how you guys are so close now . Didn't he hate you at first ?
Virgil : Roman hates everybody at first . It's his way of reaching out to people .
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Patton : why is the smell of coffee so comforting ? I don't even like coffee !
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Deceit: oh lord give me patience .
Patton : wait , don't you mean , " give me strength"?
Deceit: oh no, if the lord gave me strength we would be down a couple of sides .
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Logan : * tries to share some amount of information of interesting facts because he cares about the others and sharing information that he knows they'll like is how he shows it *
Logan : * also has that very same information he just shared ignored or turned into a joke by the others *
Logan : ...
Deceit, just checkin in buy not because he cares or anything: are you ...okay ?
Logan , obviously lying : sure .
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Deceit: you are Thomas's stinky poopoo side , correct ?
Logan : what ?! No?! I am thomas's logical side .
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Fanders before the video : don't pick hate onto characters!! :3
Roman : * does that *
Those same fanders , now with a baseball bat: you know what ? Fuck that .
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