Patton : Virgil ! How would you like your coffee ?
Virgil : as dark and bitter as my soul .
Patton : one glass of milk coming right up!
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Deceit: you're questioning things you don't understand!
Logan : that's the point of a question.
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Patton : deceit calm down .
Deceit: to quote hamlet , A lll , scene lll , line 92 , " No".
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Remus : did you adopt another kid ?
Deceit:...
Deceit ,holding baby Virgil as pink and orange causing chaos in the background: Maybe .
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Logan : * exists *
Remus , dead serious: I will kill for you .
Roman : don't you mean ...would .
Remus : No, I will.
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Remus : don't worry , I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Patton : you mean cards ?
Remus : * pulling knives out of his sleeves * no , I don't .
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Patton , flexing : you see these arms ?
Patton : wii sports resort .
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Deceit: my gender is a convenient noise that happens every time I tell someone , so they can't hear me .
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Logan : have you ever been to a birthday party and one of the children won't stop screaming cause he's just a little attention attractor when he grows up to be a comic or actor . He'll be rewarded for never maturing , for never understanding or learning that everyday can't be about him there's other people you selfish asshole ...
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Logan : how was the honeymoon ?
Roman : Virgil got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Roman : he said " good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
Roman : I love him .
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