Virgil ,to Roman : the native population, also know as " the dark sides " can be aggressive , so it's important to take necessary precautions when approaching.
Virgil , blowing an air horn an inch from Remus' face : Get fucked !
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Remus : I punch him .
Logan : alright , but as your dungeon master , I feel obligated to Remind you that he's INCOR-FUCKING-POREAL.
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Roman : if I could die right now , that'd be just great .
Logan : if you died right now , everything would go to shit .
Roman : aw, you care about me !
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Remus : why am I not a banana?
Logan : because your genetic dictates you are a  human . However, it should please you to know that you share about fifty to sixty percent of your DNA with a banana.
Remus: thanks , Lo.
Deceit: are you telling me some people are ten percent more banana than other people ?
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Virgil : I'm claustrophobic
Patton : what does that mean ?
Deceit: he's scared of Santa .
Remus : Ho ho ho!
Patton : stop! You're scaring him !
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Logan : so , you brought all this fancy office stuff. Are you gonna actually do some work now ?
Roman : I made a list of things to do .
Logan : this just says , " make a list".
Roman : you can cross that one off.
Roman : wait.
Roman : use the fancy pen .
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Patton bursts into Virgil's room : bro
Virgil : what's up bro?
Patton : close your eyes bro .
Virgil : ok bro .
Patton : what do you see bro ?
Virgil : nothing bro .
Patton : that's my life without you bro!
Virgil : bro!
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Virgil : can we just do 10 foot social distancing instead of 6?
Virgil : because the farther people are away from me , the happier I am .
Patton : No.
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Virgil : yes you do have freedom of speech.
Virgil : it does protect you * deadpans * from the government...
Virgil : It doesn't  protect you ... FROM ME MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Virgil : IF I THINK YOU'RE STUPID! I'M TELLING YA BITCH!!
Virgil : * calmly * and that is on the first amendment.
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Roman : what's wrong with you?
Virgil : loaded question. Elaborate.
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