Virgil : * pouting because Roman's busy and can't take care of him while he regresses *
Remus : * slips Virgil a cookie *
Remus : am I the fun uncle ?
Virgil : * already babbling and giggling around his new cookie *
Remus , whispering : Yes! Mission success !
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Roman , to Virgil : I hate my last name .
Virgil , sighing : Go on , tell me why .
Roman : because it's not yours ~
Virgil : ...
Logan :...
Patton : ....
Snek boi: ....
Remus' deodorant: ...
Roman : WAIT -
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Deceit , who has been tasked to care for a regressed Roman while the light sides help Thomas : Logan said you can have 3 sweets . Pick wisely .
Roman : cookie ! Cotton candy ! Lollipop!
Deceit, nearly crying from the sunshine Roman's smile radiates : you're so precious !
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Logan : I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated !
Roman : is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with ?
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Logan : please don't mistake my measured blank tone for calmness , as I am filled with the waters of rage .
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Patton : you guys have an amazing relationship.
Roman : he once screamed at me for bringing him breakfast in bed .
Logan : NO CRUMBS IN THE BED !
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Deceit : where's my stress ball ?
Logan : you have a stress ball ?
Deceit : there it is .
Logan : what-
Deceit : * hugs Logan * when see cuddle I don't feel as stressed .
Logan : oh-
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Virgil : the next song is dedicated to Remus , the love of my life .
Virgil : * starts singing the entire shrek soundtrack completely serious.*
Deceit , to Remus : omg he is so lame , you must feel so embarrassed...
Remus : * touched to tears *
Deceit : what the fuck .
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Virgil : I'm home alone and the tv repair man's here . I'm no fool , this can only end one of two ways - sex or murder .
Virgil : okay apparently there was a third unforeseen circumstance where he fixes the tv and leaves .
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Deceit: * makes a love potion * * gives it to Roman *
Roman : * drinks it * oh Dee.... you look so handsome tonight...
Deceit: really ?
Roman: no.
Roman : I saw you doing the love potion yesterday, I just pretended to drink it .
Roman: JOKE'S ON YOU ! I'M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH YOU! HA!
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