Deceit: well someone please ... shit in my mouth .
Remus : okie dokie !
Deceit : No-
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Roman : Logan , I need you to have avenge me when I'm gone .
Logan : Roman , you have a small cold .
Roman , dramatically ' dying' : avenge me !
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Roman : he's my brother .
Logan : he killed 80 people in two days .
Roman : ...
Roman : he's adopted.
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Virgil to deceit : nobody likes you !
Deceit, opening the window : Gaze upon the fields in which I grow my fucks and you will find that it is barren !
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Murderer : [ via text ] I'm going to kill you .
Remy : [ a week later ] omg I'm so sorry ... I saw this when I was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it .
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Remus : Dee, look at what I found !
Deceit: there's about a 95% chance this is going to be something I don't want to see , but alright .
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Logan : I feel nothing .
Deceit: Frustration counts .
Logan : I feel one thing .
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Logan : deceit , I'm in peril !
Deceit: pfft , " peril ."
Logan : don't " pfft" my peril !
Deceit: pfft !
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Patton : schwoopise !
Logan : and I oop.
Deceit : and I schwoop .
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Roman : you're really pushing my buttons .
Logan : which one is mute ?
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