Remus : Everything is possible, up is down , left Is  right and I'm a penguin.
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Deceit & Virgil , who are regressing : * cling onto Remus during movie night for attention *
Remus , to everyone else : I'm gonna get more popcorn.
Remus : * quietly comes back with popcorn and who sippy cups *
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Virgil : I know 200 ways to kill a man .
Remus: you could glue a jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their  through his face .
Virgil : ...201 .
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Deceit: if you had to choose between Roman and all the money I have in my pocket , which would you take ?
Remus : that depends . How much money are we talking about ?
Roman : Remus?!
Deceit: sixty-two cents -
Remus : I'll take the money .
Roman : REMUS!!
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Thomas : what scares you the most .
Logan : failing
Patton : bears .
Virgil : the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death .
Roman : ...
Roman : Virgil.
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Roman : if I punch myself and it hurts am I weak or strong ?
Patton : strong .
Virgil : weak .
Logan : an idiot is what you are .
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Virgil typing in the group chat from iPad : [ 4:22 AM] my phone is flat and I haven't used this chat in likes MONTHS but it is important that I tell you all that I just begun to randomly crave corn .
Virgil : [ 4:23AM] Like steamed corn from the mixed vegetables bags .
Virgil : [ 4:23AM] Not the one on the corn cuz I kinda high key wanna pop those hot pebbles into my mouth like skittles .
Virgil : [ 4:24AM] on the COB .
Virgil : [ 4:24 AM ] I don't wanna deep throat a corn cob right now I just wanna eat their babies .
Virgil : [4:24AM] ... or would that count as limbs ???
Virgil : [ 4:24 AM ] Dismembered limbs .
Virgil : [ 4:25 AM ] I don't care.
Virgil : [ 4:26 AM ] I'm tired and I wanna run away to run a bakery on a small town .
Virgil : [ 4:26 ] I WANNA TO EAT CARROT CAKE!!!
Virgil : [4:26AM] FUUUUK .
Virgil : [ 4:26 AM] I'm gonna go play papa's cupcakeria .
Virgil : [4:27 AM ] I'm gonna get something to eat first .
Virgil: [4:27AM] Not corn unfortunately cuz I'm not bothered to cook it .
Virgil : [4:28AM] And I haven't reached the state of depression where I just pop those bad bois into my mouth while they're still freezer burned.
Virgil : [ 4:28AM] So bye .
Remus : ...
Remus : [4:30 AM ] are you on your period???
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[ 2 types of siblings ]
Virgil : * crying over a boy who broke his heart *
Deceit, with a metal bat : what's his name , address, social security number , credit card information, license plate , and mother's maiden name ?
Roman , walks into a room : * breathes*
Remus , throwing a hydro flask : can you shut the fuck up , you fat ass pig looking ass nerd !
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Roman : hey pat , can we grab ice cream at the store today ?
Patton : what did logan say ?
Roman , muttering : he said no .
Patton : then why are you asking me ?
Roman , hopefully: because he's not the boss of you ?
Patton , internally: it's a trap , it's a trap , it's a trap .
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Logan : are you kidding ? The things I know about science ? I won't ever be fired .
Remus : I mean there's a pretty good chance one day I'll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth , but I won't be fired .
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