Virgil : you piss me off so much !
Deceit : I literally just said "hello " .
Virgil : and yet here I am , boiling with rage .
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Deceit : I joined the movie night for the same reason people go to the zoo .
Deceit : shh, look at that .
Deceit : * looks at Patton & Virgil throwing popcorn to each other , Remus chasing a screaming Roman , and Logan looking like he's questioning his decision to show up *
Deceit : nature is amazing.
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Roman : you know what to say , " there's no such thing as a stupid question !"
Logan : that is a quote made up by a stupid people who ask stupid questions.
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Patton: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT-
Logan : the world health organized did what ?
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Roman: * lights 17 candle *
Roman: * deep inhale *
Roman: self-care
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Roman : you are the worst human I've Ever met .
Deceit: I'd be offended if I was human .
Roman :....
Roman : what?
Deceit: what?
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Deceit: * runs across the room screaming *
Logan : * looks up from his book * what's wrong ?
Deceit: Remus is gonna get me !
Remus : * skips across the room like an anime girl * come back senpai !
Logan : not this again .....
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Virgil : * points * Go home, deceit.
Deceit: you're not even pointing at an exit
Virgil : go home
Deceit: you're just pointing at a trash can .
Deceit : ......
Deceit: FIRST OF ALL BITCH
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Deceit: Remus , can we talk for a minute .
Remus : oooh, someone's in trouble !
Remus :...
Virgil: .....
Deceit:......
Remus : it's me, I don't know why I did that~ .
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Roman , trying to teach someone how to bake : and remember, never let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in , let your heart decide.
Roman : For example , my heart has decidedly use the whole bag .
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