Logan: does anyone have any questions?
Patton : I do !
Logan : Go ahead , Patton
Patton : I love you
Logan : that's not really a question
Patton : okay
Logan : and I love you , too
Patton : OKAY
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Remus : * Kisses Deceit on the cheek *
Deceit : Aww , was that a kiss ?
Remus : I was getting rid of a bug on your face .
Deceit : with your mouth ?
Remus : yeah , I ate it .
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Virgil : * snuggles his teddy bear during horror movie night and whimpers when someone dies *
Patton : * kisses his face * you're safe . If anything tried to hurt us, Remus would kill it .
Virgil : * snuggles against Remus *
Remus : it's okay , baby bat , you're safe. How about we get through this movie and we can watch Nightmare before Christmas?
Virgil : * cheers and paci kisses Remus' face *
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Deceit : For the new video , I need Logan there
Roman : why?
Deceit : I need someone to look at to calm me down when Remus and Virgil inevitably annoy me
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Patton : * does something cute *
Deceit : I don't care .
Narrator : but he did care .
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Patton : life is so hard .
Patton : * takes out a cigarette *
Remus : I didn't know you smoked .
Patton : * eats half of it * it's chocolate.
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Virgil , walks into Roman's room: you know princey , you don't have a lot of Disney songs on your playlist , I'm kinda disappointed.
Roman : you listening to my playlist ?
Virgil :...
Virgil : * moonwalks back out *
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Virgil : do blind people see in there dreams ?
Remus : so deaf people hear their thoughts ?
Thomas : do you two ever shut the fuck up ?
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Roman : do you dare immature men ?
Logan : almost exclusively
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Roman : * sees a baby in a carriage *
Roman : well , that's a lovely baby .
Remus : yeah but what if for no reason at all, you booted that baby , out of its carriage, and it went flying like a rag doll , into the sunset ?
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