Remus : *gives deceit a wrapped box *
Deceit: what is it ?
Remus : a gift for little you .
Deceit: what is it ?
Remus : open it !
Deceit, opening it : a pacifier? You saying I'm to loud ?
Remus: look how cute it is . It says 'DeeDee ' . And it's because you chew in things you're not supposed to when you're little so I thought this might help .
Deceit: you utter fool . I love it & you .
___________________________
Logan : * sniffling as he looks down at his computer *
Virgil , sighing : what is it ?
Logan, showing him a picture of a raccoon washing their food : they... they're just trying so hard !!!
___________________________
Logan : since I am leaving for the weekend ,I have left you all s complimentary bowl of advice .
Logan : for instance , " Remus , stop doing that" applies to almost every situation .
___________________________
Logan : that's it , you're grounded .
Logan : Virgil , NO tumblr.
Logan : Remus , NO deodorant
Logan :?and deceit... is there even anything you love ?
Deceit: wine
Logan : NO wine for you .
Deceit: I was gonna say " I'll drink yo that" but I guess that's off the table .
___________________________
Remus : * play the G nite in loop *
Virgil , a tear starting to rolls down his cheek at each G note : * window error noises *
___________________________
Remus : * gasps *
Deceit: what is it ?
Remus : soy milk is just introducing itself in Spanish .
Deceit: ....
Deceit:* sigh *
Deceit: Remus wh-
___________________________
Deceit, doing the dishes : " please hand wash"
Deceit:...
Deceit: * puts in in the dishwasher * it's in the hands of god now . He can wash it.
__________________________
Cop: can you describe the man who stabbed you, sir ?
Patton : well, he wasn't very friendly.
___________________________
Remy: will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk?
Owner : are my light on?
Remy : * laughing * no , I just wanted to see you looked like , dude your car's fucking ugly .
___________________________
Remus : * cracks his knuckles five times in a row *
Roman : oh my god ! Go lay down , you arthritic trash panda !
Remus : nah, think I'll just sit on the floor and keep going .
Roman : control your brother , Deceit!
Deceit: he's ... he's your brother too , idiot .
___________________________