Logan : how do I install a permanent and working boyfriend ?
Roman : simple , install me .
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Remus, who is regressing : * smiles at Patton and babbles as he shows him his favorite plushie *
Patton,to everyone : aw look how cute the baby is !
Patton, to Remus : I will kill anything that makes you sad .
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[ Roman & deceit acting out a scene ]
Roman : stand aside !
Deceit, smirking : or what ?
Roman , readying his sword: or I'll have to vanquish you!
Deceit:...
Deceit:do you have bad news to with that ?
Roman , losing character: Dee... are you good?
Deceit, with booming confidence: haha, Nope ! :D
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Deceit : you can't just set all your problems on fire, Remus .
Remus : you'd be surprised about how many things are flammable.
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Deceit; entering the room: Remus what the fuck ?
Remus : you're gonna have to be a lot more specific. I do a lot of " what the fuck kind of stuff ".
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Emile : I love you Rem .
Remy : you should . I'm a goddamn miracle .
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Roman : * kisses deceit's cheek and laughs at the shocked face he makes *
Deceit : did ... did you just kiss me ?
Roman : why of course ! Everyone needs love !
Deceit, crying as he flings himself into Roman's arms : nobody's ever loved me .
Roman : well, I love you and I'll make up for however long you've gone with out love .
Deceit: * snuggles into Roman's arms *
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Deceit: no homo , but you look hot today.
Roman : ...
Roman : no homo?
Roman : we're dating , Dee .
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[ virgil&Logan , texting ]
Virgil: how do I clean up broken glass?
Logan : broom .
Virgil : on a carpet .
Logan : vacuum .
Virgil: they're big pieces .
Logan : then pick them up ? I don't see the problem here .
Virgil :keep them ?
Logan : no.
Virgil: keep them ???
Logan : Virgil , no !!!
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Patton : bro , let me tie your laces for you .
Roman : but why bro ?
Patton: do dont fall for someone else bro .
Roman : bro
Patton : bro .
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