Roman : listen , I don't have a lot to my name right now , but I do have one thing .
Logan : self-respect?
Roman : no. Taste .
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Patton,finding a rock on the ground : Ooooooooooo! New friend !
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Lawyer : I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening .
Remy : I'd rather just confess to the murder .
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Roman: * trying to see how many people he can have on his back while doing push-ups *
Logan ; to Virgil : yeah I think I just had one of those gay awakening things .
Virgil: what, was there a hot guy?
Logan : yeah and he had seven people on his back .
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Roman :...and this is ?
Remus : dog's blood .
Roman : do I even wanna ask where you got that ?
Remus : probably not .
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Patton : Logan this is enough. I want a divorce !
Logan : we aren't married Patton .
Patton : we aren't ?
Virgil&Roman : * on the verge of tears * you aren't ?!
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Patton: I'm allergic to cats
Roman : that's ok , I'm allergic to Remus .
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Remus : * drops something heavy on his foot *
Remus : OH FUCK ME!
Logan : fine , but not in public . After the debate is over, Remus .
Remus : * embarrassed screeching *
Everyone else: * confused noises as to if Logan is messing with Remus it if he's serious *
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Roman : ugh, Logan , you're such a goodie two-shoes .
Logan : no I'm not!
Roman : oh, yes , you are ! You're like an unsalted pretzel .
Logan : what do you mean ?
Roman : you're like if school and news had a baby .
Roman : go get some spice into you Logan !
Logan : I can be spicy ! Look, my shoes untied , and I'm not even gonna retie it ! Actually , am I . I could trip . 
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Remus : you know, if the multiverse theory is true , that means there's a parallel reality where I'm a stalk of corn
Roman , very hungry right now: that's hot , not gonna lie .
Remus : are you...thirsting over corn ????
Remus : I don't blame you though , I'd really hot as hell as a stalk of corn .
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